Hooper_X
Don't get me wrong, man, the Left Behind series fucking suck and are basically like the SAW series for evangelicals, but seriously?
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Riskbreaker 
How much until they move to burn pagans? Traditions never die!
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Lurchi
nice overalls
I have an idea: let's burn the entire fucking town. And probably the state.
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Pillager
My cousin belongs to an outfit like this.
I'm praying they do nothing news worthy...
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pastorofmuppets sorry not a reply.
but anyway god doesn't hear your prayers, only theirs.
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MongoMcMichael
Burning Bibles and books by Benny Hinn? Barbecue chicken will be served?!?
FINALLY! A BOOK BURNING FOR ME!
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Hooper_X They're burning both kinds of music - country AND western!
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oddeye
Fucking retards.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
Meanwhile, the friendly local branch of the KKK are scratching their collective heads about how to outdo this. They'll probably ask Grand Cyclops Grizzard about it next sunday.
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mon666ster
This is like a sequel to a Fred Phelps movie.
Also, if your pastor is wearing overalls, you seriously need to reconsider your faith.
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j lzrd / swift idiot Also when your pastor has a name that sounds like a cross between "gristle" and "gizzard."
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Hooper_X I was thinking one part "grizzled" as in "old ornery mountain man, possibly in overalls" and one part Lewis Grizzard, the writer. Just for irony's sake.
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themilkshark
Fine then, forget that we tried to make a bible that wouldn't have you scratching your yokel head so much. I'd imagine these are the type of folks who don't actually read the bible but own maybe a dozen copies because they impulsively buy one out of guilt whenever they see one at Wal Mart or the dollar store.
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memedumpster
I would consider going to a church picnic that would let me bring and burn a Bible to the cheers and support of others doing likewise. Especially one with barbecued chicken.
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memedumpster I wonder if the metallic edge leafing on the Bible pages would burn pretty colors? That would just add more awesomeness to the experience.
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AmericanAir
Hah, Sissy Messer
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Toenails
Because if there was one book you should base your fundamentally conservative life around, it should be the one commissioned by an insane closeted homosexual.
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lucienpsinger
It reads purdy. That's what "inerrant" means, right?
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jangbones
I spent an entire day in rural North Carolina recently. Setting up the shoot was certainly, um, different, but the locals were very nice people.
Although there was a black member of my crew. The locals kept their eye on him all day.
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Broose182
On my opinion you people are all FUCKING CRAZY!
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crasgie
I've been meaning to get rid of some William Gibson books. I'd certainly trade Pattern Recognition for some barbecued chicken.
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Maggot Brain
Fired chicken and a bonfire sounds like a good weekend to me.
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longwinded
14 members in the church and the AP covered it?
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kwash
Oh god, so much dumbass in a minute and fourty-three seconds.
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Xero
Come on guys, it's not like book burning has ever lead to anything bad...Oh wait.
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