|Hooper_X - 2009-10-16 |
Don't get me wrong, man, the Left Behind series fucking suck and are basically like the SAW series for evangelicals, but seriously?
|Riskbreaker - 2009-10-16 |
How much until they move to burn pagans? Traditions never die!
|Lurchi - 2009-10-16 |
I have an idea: let's burn the entire fucking town. And probably the state.
|Pillager - 2009-10-16 |
My cousin belongs to an outfit like this.
I'm praying they do nothing news worthy...
sorry not a reply.
but anyway god doesn't hear your prayers, only theirs.
|MongoMcMichael - 2009-10-16 |
Burning Bibles and books by Benny Hinn? Barbecue chicken will be served?!?
FINALLY! A BOOK BURNING FOR ME!
They're burning both kinds of music - country AND western!
|oddeye - 2009-10-16 |
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-16 |
Meanwhile, the friendly local branch of the KKK are scratching their collective heads about how to outdo this. They'll probably ask Grand Cyclops Grizzard about it next sunday.
|mon666ster - 2009-10-16 |
This is like a sequel to a Fred Phelps movie.
Also, if your pastor is wearing overalls, you seriously need to reconsider your faith.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Also when your pastor has a name that sounds like a cross between "gristle" and "gizzard."
I was thinking one part "grizzled" as in "old ornery mountain man, possibly in overalls" and one part Lewis Grizzard, the writer. Just for irony's sake.
|themilkshark - 2009-10-16 |
Fine then, forget that we tried to make a bible that wouldn't have you scratching your yokel head so much. I'd imagine these are the type of folks who don't actually read the bible but own maybe a dozen copies because they impulsively buy one out of guilt whenever they see one at Wal Mart or the dollar store.
|memedumpster - 2009-10-16 |
I would consider going to a church picnic that would let me bring and burn a Bible to the cheers and support of others doing likewise. Especially one with barbecued chicken.
I wonder if the metallic edge leafing on the Bible pages would burn pretty colors? That would just add more awesomeness to the experience.
|AmericanAir - 2009-10-16 |
Hah, Sissy Messer
|Toenails - 2009-10-16 |
Because if there was one book you should base your fundamentally conservative life around, it should be the one commissioned by an insane closeted homosexual.
|lucienpsinger - 2009-10-16 |
It reads purdy. That's what "inerrant" means, right?
|jangbones - 2009-10-16 |
I spent an entire day in rural North Carolina recently. Setting up the shoot was certainly, um, different, but the locals were very nice people.
Although there was a black member of my crew. The locals kept their eye on him all day.
|Broose182 - 2009-10-16 |
On my opinion you people are all FUCKING CRAZY!
|crasgie - 2009-10-16 |
I've been meaning to get rid of some William Gibson books. I'd certainly trade Pattern Recognition for some barbecued chicken.
|Maggot Brain - 2009-10-16 |
Fired chicken and a bonfire sounds like a good weekend to me.
|longwinded - 2009-10-17 |
14 members in the church and the AP covered it?
|kwash - 2009-10-24 |
Oh god, so much dumbass in a minute and fourty-three seconds.
|Xero - 2010-04-28 |
Come on guys, it's not like book burning has ever lead to anything bad...Oh wait.
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