Don't get me wrong, man, the Left Behind series fucking suck and are basically like the SAW series for evangelicals, but seriously?
How much until they move to burn pagans? Traditions never die!
I have an idea: let's burn the entire fucking town. And probably the state.
My cousin belongs to an outfit like this.
I'm praying they do nothing news worthy...
sorry not a reply.
but anyway god doesn't hear your prayers, only theirs.
Burning Bibles and books by Benny Hinn? Barbecue chicken will be served?!?
FINALLY! A BOOK BURNING FOR ME!
They're burning both kinds of music - country AND western!
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Meanwhile, the friendly local branch of the KKK are scratching their collective heads about how to outdo this. They'll probably ask Grand Cyclops Grizzard about it next sunday.
This is like a sequel to a Fred Phelps movie.
Also, if your pastor is wearing overalls, you seriously need to reconsider your faith.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Also when your pastor has a name that sounds like a cross between "gristle" and "gizzard."
I was thinking one part "grizzled" as in "old ornery mountain man, possibly in overalls" and one part Lewis Grizzard, the writer. Just for irony's sake.
Fine then, forget that we tried to make a bible that wouldn't have you scratching your yokel head so much. I'd imagine these are the type of folks who don't actually read the bible but own maybe a dozen copies because they impulsively buy one out of guilt whenever they see one at Wal Mart or the dollar store.
I would consider going to a church picnic that would let me bring and burn a Bible to the cheers and support of others doing likewise. Especially one with barbecued chicken.
I wonder if the metallic edge leafing on the Bible pages would burn pretty colors? That would just add more awesomeness to the experience.
Hah, Sissy Messer
Because if there was one book you should base your fundamentally conservative life around, it should be the one commissioned by an insane closeted homosexual.
It reads purdy. That's what "inerrant" means, right?
I spent an entire day in rural North Carolina recently. Setting up the shoot was certainly, um, different, but the locals were very nice people.
Although there was a black member of my crew. The locals kept their eye on him all day.
On my opinion you people are all FUCKING CRAZY!
I've been meaning to get rid of some William Gibson books. I'd certainly trade Pattern Recognition for some barbecued chicken.
|Maggot Brain |
Fired chicken and a bonfire sounds like a good weekend to me.
14 members in the church and the AP covered it?
Oh god, so much dumbass in a minute and fourty-three seconds.
Come on guys, it's not like book burning has ever lead to anything bad...Oh wait.
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