|Time Travel Mishap - 2009-10-16 |
Vegetarian eh? So it does not in any way keep other insects in check? Fuck that spider I'm gonna wipe it off the face of this planet. I hate spiders and this one does nothing for us.
Also I want to point out that the volume control on the BBC flash player goes up to 11. BBC is awesome.
|memedumpster - 2009-10-16 |
This reminds me of when I woke up this morning, pulled the blanket back, and saw a woolly little (dime size) jumping spider staring back at me from my chest. I guess he was there to keep warm, as it was kind of chilly at my place. We stared at each other for a moment, then I brushed him off and went about my day.
I named him Mister Snuggles.
Recently I was on the subway and I noticed a spider on my hand. I kept hi around, even going so far as to take him to the store to buy beer when I got home. Me and him played video games, I named him Dr. Ocho. He was my best friend.
I sat on him after two hours, when I came back from the bathroom.
*pours a 40 on the block for Dr. Ocho*
|engrish muffin - 2009-10-16 |
So basically this darling jumping spider's entire life is one of those annoying jumping/avoiding levels in an old school video game! Five stars for that and the BBC video player going to 11.
|mouser - 2009-10-16 |
It's kind of a stupid evolutionary step to spin a web just waiting for a fucking plant to grow directly in it's path.
5 for trying though.
|A Jumping Spider! - 2009-10-17 |
I approve of any adaptation that comes of being a thieving dick.
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-10-17 |
I bet he's really annoying at Thanksgiving.
|TimidAres - 2009-10-17 |
I thought jumping spiders made motorcycle noises?
|The Mothership - 2015-09-02 |
Every comment on this video is wonderful, I have nothing to add.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|