theSnake Thats not how you get him out, just put a cupcake at the top of the ramp
sosage The sign of a true fatty: when they hit the critical point where he needs to dig deep and push through with a little bit of extra energy, he decides to just limply flop over and become dead weight.
kingarthur You're not helping! No! Leave him down there until he loses weight!
kennydra this happened to a friend of mine once. she wasn't fat, just really drunk. we all were. and it was 1 am.
grimcity I skate and live next to a park with a huge bowl... we see that a lot with inexperienced rollerblader kids. Every step towards the transition makes them go 10 feet backwards.
chumbucket he just needed to think harder about getting back home to his family size bag of cheese puffs and the couch