THIS IS FUCKING MANLY!
Two hundred feet above the ground is not an ideal habitat for an anvil.
|Time Travel Mishap |
World champion anvil shooter. How in the fuck am just now finding out about this competition?! I want answers and I want them now.
See how far a man will go to overcompensate if you name him "Gay"?
Well it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew
At an old saloon on a street of mud
There at the table, dealing stud
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me Sue.
Haha, no. His middle name would be penis. His last name would be Woods.
I thought he was going to launch, and then shoot it like a clay pidgin or something...
World Champion of anvil shooting? Does he have a lot of competition in the world of anvil shooting?
|The Townleybomb |
-1 for no smoking anvil crater.
bombs = cool
anvils = cool
Grandpa de Sade Noooooo
as a woman i did not question this for a split fucking second
|punch drunk babies |
I couldent help but think of some sort of torture, where one of your ankles is secured to the original anvil by a 5 ft length of chain as its launched repeatedly
Gay seems like a pretty bang up guy.
Next time you should sit on it, or launch it at a house or even sit on it while launching it at a house.
Fuck yeah, when I'm homeless all I'm going to do is launch anvils at yachts while playing my shiving bones.
they are way more casual than I would be about this
Seeing it land is the best part. Those fancy Hollywood effect type people should study this.
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
ooh explosion good
|Steve Airport |
"Okay, about the time you think it ain't gonna go, it'll go."
Wise words indeed, Gay.
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