Transformers - Ultra Magnus is a Jerk.

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Comment count is 16

namtar

- 2009-10-21

This is what I said when I first met my wife.

James Woods

- 2009-10-22

I'm sure namowtar was swept right off her feet.

StanleyPain

- 2009-10-22

did you set her up the bomb?

Xenocide

- 2009-10-22

We'll have to destroy the village in order to save it.

FABIO - 2009-10-22

PRODUCER WENDY NUESS

Hooper_X

- 2009-10-22

YES.

I don't think you could ever get anything quite as gorgeously stupid-awesome as the TNG edits out of this material, but there's obviously some potential there.

voodoo_pork

- 2009-10-22

Wait... what?

Xenocide - 2009-10-22

Having heard that Megatron loves pretty things, Optimus Prime decided to destroy his morale. Thus was launched Operation: Blow Up All the Prettiest Things Ever.

Later it turned out this was a clever Decepitcon trick, and Megatron actually HATED pretty things, because he is evil. Thus Optimus launched Operation: Apologize to Everyone.

Hooper_X - 2009-10-22

beardy truth: the autobots found a colony planet settled by pacifist refugees from the war. The orange guy with Ultra Magnus is one of them. The Decepticons show up, bullshit ensues, and the Autobots *BLOW UP THE ENTIRE PLANET* rather than let the Decepticons have access to its resources/enslave the population.

So yeah, it totally is some kind of space plastic fantasy robots commentary on American foreign policy circa 1985.

zatojones - 2009-10-22

1985? shit, that's straight out of 1969.

saganaki

- 2009-10-22

To show I also need to shave, it would technically have been "space die-cast metal and plastic fantasy robots" at that point in time.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2009-10-22

War between robots and other robots is truly hell.

thebaronsdoctor

- 2009-10-25

Man, you had to feel sorry for Ultra-Magnus: He was gypped out of leading the Autobots because of Optimus Prime's butter-fingers

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-02-21

Sure, here it... Wait.

Camonk

- 2010-05-16

I like how the Transformers tag is basically the same as Hooper_X's list of submitted videos. The degree of overlap is enormous.

Squeamish

- 2010-06-22

ULTRA MAGNUS HATE BEAUTY

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