This is what I said when I first met my wife.
We'll have to destroy the village in order to save it.
PRODUCER WENDY NUESS
Having heard that Megatron loves pretty things, Optimus Prime decided to destroy his morale. Thus was launched Operation: Blow Up All the Prettiest Things Ever.
Later it turned out this was a clever Decepitcon trick, and Megatron actually HATED pretty things, because he is evil. Thus Optimus launched Operation: Apologize to Everyone.
beardy truth: the autobots found a colony planet settled by pacifist refugees from the war. The orange guy with Ultra Magnus is one of them. The Decepticons show up, bullshit ensues, and the Autobots *BLOW UP THE ENTIRE PLANET* rather than let the Decepticons have access to its resources/enslave the population.
So yeah, it totally is some kind of space plastic fantasy robots commentary on American foreign policy circa 1985.
1985? shit, that's straight out of 1969.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
War between robots and other robots is truly hell.
Man, you had to feel sorry for Ultra-Magnus: He was gypped out of leading the Autobots because of Optimus Prime's butter-fingers
|Caminante Nocturno |
Sure, here it... Wait.
I like how the Transformers tag is basically the same as Hooper_X's list of submitted videos. The degree of overlap is enormous.
ULTRA MAGNUS HATE BEAUTY
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