James Woods Yeah, you don't have to cut the grass in Mos Eisley, which means you don't have to take the grass cutting man back home while your food stamps burns inside your house.
Camonk I mainly meant there's no black people in Mos Eisley.
Which really encompasses all of your points.
Rum Revenge Because the original wasn't interesting until it was fucked with.
Time Travel Mishap When you are offended by something like this you have officially become the kind of star wars nerd that they do SNL sketches about. Bad sketches.
Desidiosus There are cat videos for people like you.
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