Man, some new tricks for my dog to learn! Also, what are in the bottles on his side? Maybe he carries around sun-tan lotion? He's just like 'hey baby want to get oiled up'
The crotch-nosing is what dogs want to do 90% of the time anyway, but how did they train the dog to steal bikini tops? CPR dummies wearing bras made of meat?
The title translates to rapist dog haha. I think it's so funny that spanish people write laughing as jajajajajaja. When I IM with them I envision them literally going jajajajaja.