Caminante Nocturno - 2009-10-26 -1 because calling Cheney a vampire is factually incorrect. Cheney is, in fact, a golem constructed entirely out of refuse and feces and given form and motion to mock God and all of his works.
Camonk - 2009-10-26 Five stars for Grayson. I still want him to change his name to Gayson and run with Weiner.
Five more GHOOOOOST STARS for the fact that vampire is also my go-to word for Cheney.
Frank Rizzo - 2009-10-26 I lost count on how many jokes failed.