j lzrd / swift idiot TRUST US, FUCK THOSE SCIENTISTS, THEY JUST WANT TO USE THIS TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE HOT POCKETS AND REHEAT THEIR COFFEE; _WE_ CAN DO SO MUCH MORE!!
j lzrd / swift idiot It took me five minutes to remember what cartoon character you're quoting, Kingofthenothing.
fluffy Counting seconds faster doesn't make you able to stand it for longer.
I think this thing actually uses microwave beams. It's basically boiling the water on the surface of your skin.
j lzrd / swift idiot Don't tell the aliens that our immunity to melting or exploding on contact with H2O is also a great way to boil us from the outside in.
Comrade Admiral clearly the appropriate defense is to roll around in talcum then run naked and flailing at the police.
if you choose to scream while doing this, make sure you get plenty of talc in your mouth, don't want them burning up your tongue.
I also wholeheartedly support phalanx-formation protesters.
garcet71283 Keep in mind, in standard military fashion, this is probably the highest declassified setting. It can probably turn you into a microwave burrito in a second if they turn it up all the way...
TeenerTot Pfft. My dad invented this. He was in the army on radios/microwaves/missiles during the Cuban crisis. One day he pointed his microwave transmitter at a dude down the beach (just for a second). His CO yelled at him, but I suspect the incident began some real research.
Enjoy I'd probably return fire with bottlerockets.
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