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Ah the technique of exercise, vitamins, and sauna-ing to make things better, as invented by L. Ron Hubbard.

I guess he invented the part where you're in the sauna for FIVE MOTHERFUCKING HOURS.

And the guy he asked about Xenu invented being a butthole.

I love Martin Bashir.

I hope that dude went home and cried himself to sleep. With a pillow that has XENU in big letters on it.

I think the whole thing is up on ABC's website, well worth watching.

Mr Scientology has poopy pants!

So...I mean...is that a yes or a no on believing in Xenu?

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE ASHAMED TO ADMIT THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

That was incredible.

So, does Wise Beard Man appear anywhere in this thing?

It's against scientology to talk about volcanos? What?

The proper way to react to that hissy fit would be to loudly say, "So that's a yes?" as soon as the guy ripped off his mic.

Yeah, I hear the "Niacin Wonder" Perk is the hardest one to get.

Oh, hey, it's Tommy Davis. If you saw BBC's "Scientology and Me," you know what a massive fucking toolbag he is.

This is his standard MO. Once the conversation turns to things he doesn't want to talk about, he immediately starts screeching about THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO MY RELIGION AND THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND YOU ARE A TERRIBLE AMERICAN GOOD. DAY. *SIR!!!!!* The goal is to make himself look like he's been wronged by the big bad media who won't stop repeating the stupid ol' questions about Xenu (whether or not they're true) and they're all out to get Scientology which is a good faith that helps people. SCIENTOLOGY IS GOOD AND IT HELPS PEOPLE.

IT IS GOOD AND IT HELPS PEOPLE.

This is beautiful.

The local House that L. Ron built is pimping a new LRH pulp story book of the month club. Get one book, you get a point, and for only ten thousand points you can get a really nice leather bomber jacket with L. Ron Hubbard's name on the left breast.

in other words, yes

I've been fascinated by the CoS since I was a teen. Yes, their beliefs are nuttier than Chinese chicken salad (Be sure to read "The Bare-Faced Messiah", a great book about LRH), and they did once, fairly successfully, attempt in infiltrate the US Government ("Operation 'Snow White'").

That said, I'd just like to see someone ask the Pope id he REALLY believes that a Bronze Age space god impregnated a 12-year-old girl in Palestine, 2,000 years ago.

XENU WAS RIGHT

Playing the victim.

Dude's thetan count must be through the roof if he is gettin sand in his vagina over a question like that.
Why would he be offended by something that he belives in?
Is it guilt? Guilt he feels for knowing its all sci-fi bullshit? Or rather guilt he feels from knowing that he had to poison frequently poison himself daily to stay in the church? Not to mention all the money he had to pay to become a upper-level member.
Xtians dont feel offended when they talk about Jesus dying, in fact they seem to talk about it a lot.

I don't get it. When people ask me about the seemingly stranger parts of Christianity, I enjoy the questions and discussion. It's called apologetics, Mr. Scientologist.

If they are going continue pretending Scientology is a religion, they might consider their tactics a little more...

Not a microphone! Those cost upwards of FOURTEEN DOLLARS!

honestly, I cant think of a single religion that's less ridiculous than Scientology, I mean sure it's ridiculous, but like isnt that the point of religion?

Being into scientology means that you have to dress and cut your hair as if you were an extra for a Duran Duran video?

I watched this without the proper guidance, and got the flu real bad. Hail LRH!

Magic thinking people.

It always stuck me as odd as how any other religion is more than willing to talk about the craziest aspects of their religions without batting an eye. When I asked some Mormon missionaries if the Garden of Eden was in St. Louis, they immediately blurted out "actually, it was in rural Northern Missouri".