|Time Travel Mishap |
Don't steal bikes bro
The more you know
just goes to show
I'd call it a citizen's arrest, but they weren't nearly violent enough.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
|La Loco |
They went easy on him. That's some ny justice.
Reminds me of the Seinfeld Puerto Ricans
Bike messengers aren't "hipsters." They are bike messengers. They get their own group! Some of what people on this website file under various subcultural groups is sort of telling about how often they get out of the house.
Get out of the house!
I was a bike messenger, I'll speak authoritatively on the subject; there is no prescribed way to deal with bike theft.
I would like to say that stealing a messenger's bike is considered among messengers more than a petty theft, as thief is taking away the messenger's means of earning a living, and often enough, as this case demonstrates, one's punishment reflects this fact.
Is this Williamsburg?
No, not hipsters. Hipsters would have just milled around whining about it. Plus everyone knows hipsters only work as barristas and thrift store clerks.
Most people who casually throw around the word "hipsters" have absolutely no idea what a "hipster" is or isn't.
These people are hipsters. You can tell by their use of the word "bro" and American Apparel clothing choices. I stand by my title description.
THA SUGAH RAIN
infinite zest has no idea what a hipster is. Not even a foggy glimmer of a notion of what a hipster is.
The one in the camo pants was a blipster.
Whitey stole my bike.
|Colonel Cowlung |
Violence appropriately dispensed.
I like this clip.
They knocked him around, then walked the fuck away. The assault was brief and intended to intimidate.
Assuming they didn't park the bike up his ass after the camera was off.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
One time i was robbed in NYC and some guy did a flying-superman tackle on the prick. NYC needs more of this
|HP Lovesauce |
as someone who has had 5 bikes stolen from him this is akin to watching porn.
on a side note i know some messengers who caught a guy trying to steal one of their bikes from front of their afterwork bar. they u-locked his neck to a no parking sign and left him there for hours while patrons hocked loogies on him.
|Sick Man |
Hope that guy is really a bike thief.
I can't help but think that there's a moral in there somewhere...
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
New York City ain't nothin ta fuck with!
stealing bikes :-(
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