|Time Travel Mishap |
Hand on the Bible on CD-Rom.
|astropod five |
Chris isn't looking good, a little fatter and worn out. I think the trolls are finally breaking him, in a real physical way. He loses his train of thought more frequently, having to repeat himself as a result.
It's also nice he considers the protection of his acquaintances as well.
I don't think he's quite got the dramatic David Caruso glasses-removal thing down yet.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
This is nerd North Korea lisping its threats to internet North America.
You'll want to decide what you're going to say sometime before you wag your finger, bud.
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
He lives for this shit. Really. He gets high off this. Whatever floats your boat.
Dude...11:30PM is only an hour from now as of me writing this! Will I get to witness Chris-Chan history in the making??
(12hrs later) I want my fucking money back.
I'm surprised that nobody uploaded his recent love confession to Liquid's girlfriend. Chris-Chan is a moron that never, ever, learns anything from his past mistakes.
Troll me once, shame-- shame on... you? Troll me a hundred times and I'm Chris Chan.
Also, I would have expected him to swear on a Playstation controller.
His eyetoy is dead it seems, he's using a different camera now.
But... but that's not how you bla--- Aw, fuck, like it even matters.
Chris-Chan, I hope your parents had the forethought to set aside some kind of care fund for you for after they die. You're going to need it.
|Doctor Arcane |
Time has withered his once youthful looks.
Man, just use a different word if you don't want to say it. Jesus you weirdo.
But if he did that, it wouldn't be FUNNY! And he would have to say swears!
Chris-chan's attempt to seem threatening is possibly even more incompetent than his attempt at blackmail.
....Now that I think about it, I don't think any attempt at being threatening or sinister would work if you had Christian Chandler's voice.
He is so terrible at standing and delivering a speech, he reminds me of a Dr. Venture villain.
I thought it was humorous that every time he would try and hold that "angry and pointing" look he would soon get tired and let it down, only then to exert more effort in trying to maintain another one.
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