I know this girl who was a "child star" on Nickelodeon and ABC.
It's really, really, really fucking fucked up what they have to put up with. I would go absolutely insane and probably rob somebody.

Ohh ohh! Was it the snooty girl from Salute Your Shorts? Because her name was Venus Demilo. That was her actual name.

agreed, she basically said "your jokes suck Jimmy, so shut up and let me plug away", but yes an apology all around was good to do, no hard feelings

Comedy. And it worked its way all the way through his digestive track and out of his mouth and attacked Melissa Joan Hart.

Conan wouldn't have either, but he'd have snuck in some jabs after the interview.

Ferguson might have done it, depending on his mood.

Fallon is incapable of jokes but he might make us all sad by trying to make one.

Fallon would just laugh at the camera, then pretend to put on a straight face...

Unless you yourself are a comedian, it's a bad idea to get into an insult contest with a comedian.

you, xeno, sir, should stop reading my mind

still hot? She was pretty heavy there for a while. And before that she was underage.

I liked her chunky.

I had to look it up. Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Certainly none of them are as useful or as accomplished as you.

We are all stars on the internet, and here are five more.

Camonk invented silent velcro, what did you guys do?

I possibly created the universe.

spoiler alert geez

Aside from my many accomplishments, it's apparently not allowed to make fun of shitty celebrities anymore?

Yeah cause you weren't on The Man Show or Sabrina The Teenage Witch, and these people were. Who that third guy is, the world will never know.