Gayperson 1:09 - "it's like clutching a BIG, HARD cock in each hand! once the big hard cocks are in your hands, you won't wanna let go!" ... or something like that.
MrBuddy Uuuugh... I feel so... DIRTY...! I'm going to go so many showers my entire paycheck will be going to the hot water bill.
Caminante Nocturno Before I pressed play, I said to myself "I sure hope there's a picture of Dennis Leary on this thing."
As disappointed as I was, I can't give less than five stars to a woman who scores with a pinball game.
fatatty Nothing she did to that pinball machine was remotely sexy.
Also at no time have I ever considered a pinball game an adventure. No matter how many ramps it had.
CaptainJesusHood cryokenetic blasts? now you're just making shit up. I really want to hear the vocals recorded by Snipes and Stallone just for the game, too.
chumbucket 5 for the Alex Jones (Obama you wicked wicked devil) scream at 4:37
fluffy explosions indicated by lights that say EXPLODE