Alice in The Haunting Wastes Of Ennui.

Strange how Tweedledee and Tweedledum are the only obvious black people. There are a couple other black people as well but they are all curiously painted white.

I thought Burton didn't die until 1984.

I like how embarrassed everyone looks and how their smiles fade as the camera lingers on them a little too long.

"Cut to the concept art!! CUT TO THE CONCEPT ART!!!"

Starring Richard Burton, Nathan Lane, and a bunch of other fuckin' people.

Zeljko Ivanek looks like he's being held hostage

Even Nathan Lane is all 'this shit is just way too gay'

Did the director ask everyone to twitch awkwardly?

What the fuck is wrong with her neck.

Kate BURTON, people. Dad was slumming for his daughter.
And actually, this is a great, uh, performance. The real highlight is when they show Alice smoking cigarettes backstage.

RED QUEEN

My wife owns this on DVD. She's a theater teacher, so I guess that's her excuse.

Oh god, I think I saw this on tv once, years and years ago. I was like 8, and couldn't understand why so many non-human characters were just people with whiskers and claws.

SWEN SWENSON