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Desc:Chris-chan's third 'blackmail' video. Also, he flexes for your displeasure.
Category:Horror, Crime
Tags:obesity, sonichu, Chris-Chan, muscle bra, Chris-Chanukkah
Submitted:SporkBob
Date:10/30/09
Views:1695
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Comment count is 27
Disaster
Duh duh do do do do dooodoooo duh duh.
Udderdude
He's really got Clyde on the ropes now.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
uh wow

and check out that hot expression he pulls whilst showin off the goods
dead_cat
REAL MEN WEAR MUSCLE BRAS! (and panties)

Because no one wants to see your horrifying nipples -- er, PECS.
egglab
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joyofdiscord
I was going to say, does he even know -how- to flex, but in one of the later photos, he actually gets a pale upper-arm pimple to pop out.
MaulLove
I honestly think he may have enhanced that one; it looks pixelated and doesn't match the other shots.

Chancho
He has retard strength
takewithfood
He's certainly flexing that.

oogaBooga
If you think he's not faking, or at least completely aware of the ridiculosity and using it in an exaggerated manner to get attention, you're braindead.
MaulLove
Sir, you obviously aren't a learned Chris-Chan scholar. Denial is the first stage of the Chris-Chan coping process. We've all been through it.

dead_cat
Ha-hah, no. He really IS that stupid.

oogaBooga
I REFUSE TO ENTERTAIN THE NOTION

Rodents of Unusual Size
Yes, no one wants to see people who are healthy and put effort into maintaining a non Cheeto diet.
Meerkat
What the crap, give this guy his own internet and let him go nuts.
MaulLove
I had to watch this a few times before I realized the music he's trying to mimic is "The Final Countdown."
Riskbreaker
I love how Chris is unaware that he's acting like a jerk, he has become what he hates the most.
RomancingTrain
:47
I stong, like Herkales.
Longshot-
Chris-Chan honestly believes that real life is like the plot to a bad anime.
Riskbreaker
Worse: the plot to a bad Sonic game.

Time Travel Mishap
I have stared at this on and off since it first showed up in the hopper this morning and i still cant tell exactly what im supposed to be seeing in this picture. I see the real picture that has been put in and there is the beach and the ocean. I see legs. but what the fuck is the rest? It appears he is vomiting smoke and has a gray tail.


Is that it? His lack of muscles has lead to smoke vomiting and a tail?
themilkshark
Those gray appendages are supposed to be his sagging flexed arms. it's an awful attempt at a drawing.

KnowFuture
Please oh please oh pretty please a "Chris-Chanukkah" tag for these....?
egglab
tag added for the first 2.

mashedtater
the scary thing? the internet mocking him is the closest thing he has to a friend. if he stops now, he has nothing.

im glad i dont live in the south anymore, because north carolina is going to have a report on him shooting up some mall one day.
klingerbgoode
virginny. hence his rants of "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS"

Nikon
He kind of looks like an obese version of Fred from
Lost Highway, only even more fucked up.
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