This is actually from the stage adaptation, which I was in when I was 10. I was the King of Hearts. I was the only male in the entire production. The girls tormented me. I forgot all my lines. From that day on, I have despised theater, and all women.
snothouse Wow, Alice is really bringing on the stilted.
oddeye Being male and in the theatre they probably figured you were gay.
They were just 11 year old girls. They are terrible, terrible people. Each one of them thought they were princesses that would go on to be the next big thing, and they did, if by next big thing you mean getting fat and working at Supercuts.