I had this stuff under the brand name "Magic Sand." It came in a bottle that was supposed to resemble a genie's lamp with an onion-shaped minaret for the cap.

Now you can get this without the lame pitch in every science catalog.

I like my sand extreme, just like Henderson Valley Eggs.

/pour
/scoop

Huh, that's pretty neat.

/pour
/scoop

Yep.

/stores it under the sink and forgets about it until moving time

Dear Saudi Arabia Billionaires:
A beach of this stuff. Seriously.

Make magic sand yourself:

1) Bake sand in the oven for an hour to remove water
2) Coat with Scotchguard (spray in pan, agitate & repeat, etc.)
3) When dry, you have Squand.

If this commercial didn't come out in the 90's, I will be very surprised and angry.

Science can't explain the existence of sqand, therefore the theory of evolution is wrong! It all makes sense now!

He can't get it wet! somebody! plz tell him how it works!

I was thinking of getting a PS3, but screw that, I want squand!

"Well we have all this magic sand shit left over from the 80s. Nobody bought then cause they had He-Man."

"Let's pretend it's badass and that old people hate sand they can't get wet."

Squand is wasted on the young.

It clearly says SQand. How dare you try to correct Nickelodeon?