SteamPoweredKleenex 
I had this stuff under the brand name "Magic Sand." It came in a bottle that was supposed to resemble a genie's lamp with an onion-shaped minaret for the cap.
Now you can get this without the lame pitch in every science catalog.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
I like my sand extreme, just like Henderson Valley Eggs.
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Comeuppance
/pour
/scoop
Huh, that's pretty neat.
/pour
/scoop
Yep.
/stores it under the sink and forgets about it until moving time
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Sundry
Dear Saudi Arabia Billionaires:
A beach of this stuff. Seriously.
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godot
Make magic sand yourself:
1) Bake sand in the oven for an hour to remove water
2) Coat with Scotchguard (spray in pan, agitate & repeat, etc.)
3) When dry, you have Squand.
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Caminante Nocturno
If this commercial didn't come out in the 90's, I will be very surprised and angry.
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Redlof
Science can't explain the existence of sqand, therefore the theory of evolution is wrong! It all makes sense now!
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Sacks5thAvenButt
He can't get it wet! somebody! plz tell him how it works!
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Desidiosus
I was thinking of getting a PS3, but screw that, I want squand!
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Camonk
"Well we have all this magic sand shit left over from the 80s. Nobody bought then cause they had He-Man."
"Let's pretend it's badass and that old people hate sand they can't get wet."
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memedumpster
Squand is wasted on the young.
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James Woods Oh, well played Kennydra! These are for you. *****
It's the thought that counts!
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erection reset by queer
It clearly says SQand. How dare you try to correct Nickelodeon?
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