I recently came across this video and I find this animal interesting. Very interesting. But I have a problem. I am not sure exactly where I am supposed to put my penis. Laugh if you must because I am sure it is blindingly obvious to you. What you have to remember is I was brought up in America where we are simply not taught about these kinds of things as children.
So if you could please get back to me as soon as possible I will be forever in your debt.
This is the most beautiful creature on earth. One day it will grow to enormous size and consume humanity, then float back to its home deep in the dreaming reaches of space, fueled on our entrails, and gloating over the irony that we called it bloodybelly.