That was the best scare OF ALL TIME!!!

What does it mean to be a celebrity in America today? It means fucking with Taylor Swift, as often and as publicly as possible.

-1 for not bringing in Kanye to do the actual scare part

Oh, you lesbians.

See with the set-up I was waiting for something clever like a costume or scenario, but that was a pretty low tech scare.

This is part of the lesbian agenda: to have god loving Christian girls rolling around on a bathroom floor with other women. I just didn't think 'BOO' would be their method.

This was not as hot as I was hoping it would be.

Still pretty hot though.

Oh, god... the toilet paper roll... is hanging VERTICALLY!

UNNATURAL! UNCLEAN! BLASPHEMY!

I sceerd er

She's jumpy.

I think Ellen came.

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

You know they hide in public restrooms...

I still have no idea why Taylor Swift is a celebrity, but if i see her in public i will either scare her or interrupt her. I do fear the line to do that will be a bit long.

Awesome.

also, Ellen's costume reminds me of an old Letterman Halloween bit where one kid is dressed as a stack of old National Geographics

Who will save us from these savage beast-women?!