In Soviet Russia, ICBM launches you!
It seems like getting the missiles into the air is a two step process. First, a sharp hop off of the platform will get the missile a few meters into the air and make your sphincter clench with impending doom. Second, the main propulsion kicks in and supposing the missile is still oriented with the pointy end up, it'll fly away to bring impending doom to other sphincters.
Hiding a nuclear missile in a boxcar is a brilliant move, and also very stupid.
You worry too much, trains in the Soviet Union never crash.
Oh, I know that, I was just wondering how many Chechnyan and Kazahk gangs have nukes. But those guys are like cats and will just end up losing it under the couch, so I wouldn't worry.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
needs a "penis" tag
Thanks for dredging up some 80's cold war memories!
This is my new favorite video! It reminds me of "Spies Like Us".
You see that part in the end when the Russians launched a nuke into Heaven? That's what Obama wants to do.
But seriously, nightmare fuel indeed.
|Sudan no1 |
I think it's time for a 'wtf russia' tag.
Or for 'death penis" to be activated.
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