James Woods - 2009-11-04 If we're talking carbon footprint, this man is effectively keeping sunlight from escaping the atmosphere over Maine. When he goes from that room to his washroom, the tide goes out on the east-coast.
Smellvin - 2009-11-04 This one comes chronologically before the other Fatman video on the front page, but the hopper voters seem to have ruined my carefully planned Fatman crescendo.
13.5 - 2009-11-04 Man, just started being an alcoholic and already full of depressing false cheer and begging for beer. What an overachiver!
Midnight Man - 2009-11-04 I like to think that his weird giggling and constant repetition of a very small number of sentences has nothing to do with his new goal in life, and that he's completely sober in both these videos