This looks pretty good.

Not just somebody... written by Jordan Mechner, creator of Prince of Persia in the first place! I've been following this whole project with a tentative curiosity.

They're making legos of this. So does that mean Lego Prince of Persia?

might be fun

This Magical Thingy of Time of which you speak... it's not an ocarina, is it?

Starring Jake's brother, Jake Jake.

Every shot was done with a lazy susan.

Wow, Disney really wants a new Pirates of the Caribbean type franchise. This trailer is lacking all the simple charm of the first game.

Looks cool so far.

It took a team of three men in midriff t-shirts two hours a day to trim Jake Gyllenhaal's body hair so he didn't look like Beastly off of the Care Bears.

I have a headache already! 5 stars

Starring the White Race and some vaguely European people as the inhabitants of the Middle East!

Uhmmm... I didn't once see him run sideways across a wall. That's pretty much the definitive Prince of Persia experience (post bird-men and horse-statue coming to life and your mirror self, anyhow).

1:51 - 1:55:

"There's a dagger up my butt, and this fact doesn't cause me very much concern."

FROM DISNEY

"The only way to stop the dagger is to take it to Castle Arbitrary, located 45 minutes of action sequences from here."

"I'll pack a bag lunch."

AND JERRY BRUCKHEIMER

"English accents."

"That's how you know it's the past and we're foreign."

"Pip pip."

COME NON-THREATENING MAGICAL ARABS DOING BACKFLIPS FOR TWO HOURS

"You really enjoy giving me orders, don't you?"

"Well, the character I'm based on is an NPC who was only put in the game to provide the player with mission objectives, so yes."

ALSO WITTY BANTER

"So where are you hiding the dagge-"

"IT'S UP MY BUTT."


PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 4: ALADDIN AND THE MAGIC SAND


"....."

"ALL the way up there."


GO ON THE IS-LAM NEXT SUMMER

Where is all the parkour?

"Prince, i name you the king of England!"

"Yes!"

*King throws crown, prince catches it with a sword. Cue to the credits being displayed with a rap song in the background.

Ben Kingsley cashes another massive check with mild regret.

I was hoping for Gary Oldman in a turban.

"So where are you hiding the dagge-"

"IT'S UP MY BUTT."


hahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaha...hahahahahahaahaha

"then why can't you stop staring at me"

Ok guys that should get all the chicks, job done there!

everything about this is vague and assaulting. sounds like jerry bruckheimer to me!

I loved this movie when it came out on Gamecube and didnt have anything to do with Jerry Mutherfucking Bruckheimer

This movie was to The Mummy what The Mummy was to Indiana Jones.