Smash Up Derby, hurting your parent's bare feet since 1972.

Board games fucking sucked in the 70s.

(actually that last one looks kind of OK)

Bing Bang Boing makes me feel a little ashamed of growing up with video games, like I got cheated out of the actual universe somehow. The art collector game is just nuts.

I actually remember Water Wiggle.

The graaaytest gaame since Monopolehhhhh!

If Bing Bang Bong was anything like Mouse Trap it should have been called "this shit won't ever work in real life"

Also toys were way more fun in the 70s. They were also fun in the 60s but a lot more dangerous.

Wow, I can't remember any of these.

MASTERPIECE! I had that!

And I had never had a clue how to play it. But that board was kind of cool looking.

I had Smash Up Derby. Great toy. I remember on the back of the box were full color photos of all the other SSP cars available at the time.

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/transportation/images/Ken ner%20SSP%20Page/ssp-trike.JPG

They still make Masterpiece, I remember it being pretty fun as long as everyone was trying as hard as possible to screw over the other players.

My grandmother had parts of all of these toys and games at her house. Now, to be fair, I'm from a BIG Catholic family, so she had well over 50 grandchildren by the time she died, and until then she needed ways to entertain them when they were over.

we had a Water Wiggle when I was a kid... it was old and didn't work very well anymore, kinda just scooted around on the grass

but MAN did my ankles get wet!!!