HarrietTubmanPI 
I want the one where Jesus meets Peter Potamous.
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phalsebob
For only $30 you can own this beautiful cartoon that recycles the same background forty times.
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revdrew
Only $169.95 for three hours worth of crappy cartoons your kids will hate! Order now!
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Jefka Er, that is to say $326 in 2009 dollars. But you know what I mean.
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moral sex
I sure can't wait for the baby versions of all our favorite bible characters.
Maybe they'll be solving some mysteries and get into wacky adventures.
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wtf japan
Is that kid crying at 1:09?
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poetry publishing guide
The crappy, I mean, awesome synth music distorted through the aged videotape makes this for me. I love you POETV, se3riously.
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Rudy
"Share them with your family or keep them on a high glass shelf, just out of your child's reach as a poignant reminder of the unattainable purity of God's love!"
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kingofthenothing
I had to watch stuff like this as a kid.
"Wait, so God said 'thou shalt not kill', but how come its okay when David kills Goliath?"
I never got a straight answer out of that one. I guess I was just supposed to think "Oh, he knocked him out and then decapitated him. Smart. Praise the Lord."
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Xenocide
"Hanna Barbera has a lot to be proud of."
BURN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIES!
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Hailey2006
Why don't you pick up a real Bible and tell the stories to the kids, you'd save a lot of money, your kids would love you more!
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cognitivedissonance
Note the conveniently placed All-Star Snork.
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memedumpster
Somewhere someone has these tapes and the ability to make Sealab-esque episodes.
I hope.
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brainbroke
Oh god.. I still have The Nativity and Easter ones. I remember that they had three kids going on bible adventures.
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Hailey2006 Wasn't there an Anime show called "Superbook" which had a plot just like that?
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Rodents of Unusual Size
To be fair, the stories from the Bible are about on par with Yo Yogi!
Also everyone in this video is related to the Osmonds, I can tell.
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themilkshark
Shameless moneygrab attempt. I hated the fuck out of these.
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pathetique
i have seen a shit ton of those. my family's old church has a bunch and i went to tons of vacation bible school when i was a kid. they're all suuuuuuuuuuper epic and yeah pretty much an embarrassment to all cel animation.
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