So... God is a big cheater who doesn't want you to have the satisfaction of finishing a game with you own skill. He wants to give you all the cheat codes you want... and apparently, so does the devil, only his don't work.
I can see why this idea would work for this guy. He doesn't seem to be the type to have much patience to think out a solution to a problem. "Dang, stuck at level three! Where's mah cheat code?"
I guess in his world view, atheists are the losers who actually play the game without cheat codes. You know, honest players.
Be honest. Everyone uses cheat codes sometimes.
I think it's more like, God wants you to use the legal cheat codes that are hidden in the game by the programmers. Konami code for 30 lives, Justin Bailey, etc. Satan, though, he wants you to use the unnatural cheats. He wants you to mod your console or hack the game. But if you do, Microsoft finds out and shitcans your console, banning your from Live, voiding your warranty, and locking you out of your hard drive.
For only the lord can validate your warranty, and without it, you will not be saved on the day when the Red Ring comes upon you.
GOD MODE ENABLED
|Adham Nu'man |
From the description, I didn't know if I was going to watch a serious or humorous video, and if this was in favour of or against Christianity.
As soon as I clicked on it and stared into those vacant fish eyes, even before he started speaking, everything was made clear.
So, you'll side with whoever provides more immediately useful cheat codes?
|The God of Biscuits |
In the middle of the video, an ad popped up for "Psoriasis Information," so 4 stars for that.
That was pretty slick how he added music to the thing for a complete multimedia experience. It's that kind of MTV-style production value that keeps youth like me interested and engaged.
no but seriously, it disabled volume control and blasted that annoying shit.
and before you give me any grief the volume knob on my speakers is missing so I use a tiny screwdriver which was in the other room because I was taking the heat sink off of my video card GET OFF MY BACK
No single element of this is funny, but taken all together I couldn't stop laughing. Especially when the underground music started.
It's worth 5 even if it wasn't rapped, as it should have been.
U save ur game b4 u die, shouldn't u save ur soul before u die IRL?
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