|kthorjensen - 2009-11-09 |
This was advertised on the strength of these physics.
|chaos owl - 2009-11-09 |
all three of these stars are for the "look down and see your tits" tag
|Mister Yuck - 2009-11-09 |
Everything I ever wanted in a video game as a kid, made awful. Fuck you game, fuck you to hell.
|revdrew - 2009-11-09 |
Games these days are lacking in wacky rubber weapons.
|Stog - 2009-11-09 |
Good lord, it's like breaking into a zoo and trying to skullfuck the lions while high on morphine.
OH MY GOD THIRD PERSON MODE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdRiKUcRxKQ
Pardon me while I slap my stegosaurus.
|phalsebob - 2009-11-09 |
How did she get butter on her fingers? Tell me slowly.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-11-09 |
Oh god I remember the print ads for this back in the gaming mags of the era. The damn shots they used looked like they used a time machine to bring Crysis back to 1998.
|memedumpster - 2009-11-09 |
I couldn't figure out why everyone hated this game so much until she started waving the gun around. I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton would have more stable aim than that.
|Camonk - 2009-11-09 |
This is a goddamned horror show.
Also, I remember in the movie the velociraptors were way more scary. Nobody beat one to death with a novelty policeman's baton from the 1930s.
|Hugo Gorilla - 2009-11-09 |
11 year old review of Trespasser.
|boner - 2009-11-09 |
This game has no redeeming qualities, none.
Bullshit, it's the most entertaining game ever.
|abeli$con - 2009-11-09 |
and suddenly i was remembering what i liked the least about omm
Do tell us more about the evils of Hollywood and Sam Raimi.
|FABIO - 2009-11-09 |
This should have been the perfect game for any boy. How do you fuck up tits, guns, and dinosaurs?
Though I still don't get why the physics puzzles were reviled here while Half Life 2 was lauded as the best game of all time. Except for wobble arm, the physics were exactly the same.
no they aren't
Also, Half Life 2 had that awesome ending.
Crate stacking vs cinder block stacking
you stacked cinder blocks for a single puzzle in the beginning and it took about one minute, you fucking idiot
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-09 |
What are you guys complaining about? This game is hilarious.
Look at it.
|papa_november - 2009-11-09 |
hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup
|Yellow Lantern - 2009-11-09 |
Is it just me, or does that break the immersion way more than a HUD would?
Not really. I think it's keeping in character with a noodly-armed woman who enjoys stroking dinosaurs with bats.
|oogaBooga - 2009-11-10 |
Funny you should mention...
I only have the demo. I really, REALLY want the full version.
In this video i kill a velociraptor by raking the barrel of an empty shotgun across it's mouth.
|Magical Man from Happy-Land - 2009-11-10 |
ok whos going to activate the "look down and see your tits" tag
|phydeaux - 2009-11-10 |
Sorry boss, all we gots is forward kinematics
|Syd Midnight - 2009-11-11 |
Looks like a software company bit off a little bit more than they could chew
|Vicious - 2010-05-27 |
As soon as she picks up an object she forgets what an arm does.
|Harveyjames - 2010-07-14 |
I watched some redneck bear do a Let's Play of this- one of the few actually entertaining and watchable Let's Play's I've seen- and he revealed a well-meaning game with some pretty interesting storytelling and design choices, though it's ludricrously flawed, of course.
There's a puzzle in this which Steven Spielberg himself designed where, if you complete it, a certificate pops up on screen saying 'Thank you so much for playing my game! - Steven Spielberg'.
|thebaronsdoctor - 2011-01-04 |
The interface of this game is akin to using a limp pool noodle to pick things up
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