Gimme that fucking Barbie toothpaste... Have a soda instead.

I can't even get much perverse pleasure from this inane garbage.

Did they steal that beginning from You Don't Know Jack? I'm having flashbacks to that game now.I will never forget that Malawi is an English speaking country.

This is how genetics work!

They actually put fluoride in the water in Montreal.

I wonder if the people who are so worked up about the fluoride in their toothpaste know about all the formaldehyde, chalk, and seaweed that go into it...

Children under the age of four swallow more than they spit.

Really the stars are for 'fuck this gay earth'.

I was hoping for some argument about or denial of toxic toothpaste. You let me down.