ponpoko 
TITANS WILL CLASH
CLASH OF THE TITANS
GET READY FOR THE CLASHENING
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fermun
Titans all be clashin' like this, Olympians all be clashin' like THIS.
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crotchy
Jesus. $5 says there'll be a remake of the Godfather in the next decade.
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garcet71283 THIS SUMMER
AMERICA WILL BE MADE....AN.....OFFER....IT....CANNOT...REFUSE
GODFATHER 4: THE RECKONING
2013
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Rodents of Unusual Size
"So, fellas, how can we make Clash of the Titans more "now"?"
"What if we just did all the same things we did with 300? They're the same thing, right?"
"Yeah, only the original has a lot of people talking to each other. We need more gritty looking chase sequences. And give the broad more of a biker chick look."
THIS SUMMER
THIS AINT YOUR FATHERS CLASH OF THE TITANS
THESE TITANS CAN RUN. WITH POWER.
LIKE KENYANS.
AND THEY'LL FIGHT A BUNCH OF STUFF.
TITANIC STUFF.
THIS ISNT TITANIC THOUGH. IT'S LIKE 300.
BUT MANLIER.
ITS MANLIER THAN 300 300S.
POWER 300.
POWERTITANS. THEY'LL CLASH YOU UP.
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bongoprophet
As long as they don't do Jason and the Argonauts I'll let this slide...
now that 8½ musical remake.... grrrrr
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garcet71283 Then I recommend you don't visit IMDB for another couple of years.
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BHWW
'TITAN' YOUR SEATBELTS FOR THE THRILL RIDE OF THE YEAR
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CCCPZZZ
BUBO??????
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Doomstein Yeah, where was the stupid fucking clockwork comic relief owl? He was the REAL star.
HOOT HOOT
CLATTER CLATTER CLATTER
HOOT HOOT HOOT
*something bad happens*
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Doomstein I'd pay to see that.
But then, why the fuck would they need Perseus? Just have Bubo wrestle the Kraken.
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CCCPZZZ I was thinking more like
http://onceuponawin.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/win-pics-quiz- kid1.jpg
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Timothy A. Bear
DUPE
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MrBuddy
This is a movie about ancient Greece, right?
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Explodotron
I see radscorpions but I don't see power armor or laser rifles... explain!
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StanleyPain
THis is a shitty trailer, but the movie might be cool. I love Clash of the Titans, it's one of my favorite childhood movies, but I would be a cool with a slight modernization with lots of manly explosions and shit.
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kiint
NOW WITH MORE BAYSPLOSHUNSSSS!!!!
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baumer
The few. The proud. The Hellenes.
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Ponasty
I dont see Harry Hamlin anywhere in this movie
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Hooker
"One day, someone's going to have to make a stand. One day, someone's gotta say 'enough.'"
Ya, seriously.
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oogaBooga
It's almost like they make the movies a certain way to pump up the trailer - and then the action in the movie falls short.
Please don't let them desecrate this.
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Riskbreaker
Approaching a hollywood studio with a movie idea that is no a remake or sequel probably gets you chained to a dungeon.
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Michael Houser
RELEASE THE KRAKEN.
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Sean Robinson
This seems to be pretty faithful adaption. They even kept in the absolute and total shittiness of the original as a bone to the true fans.
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Camonk
Not that this looks good, but the burbling internet hissy fit over this seems to be, "Hurf barf they took a dumb action and made a... DUMB ACTION MOVIE!"
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theSnake
FROM LEGENDARY PICTURES AND DIRECTOR ROB ZOMBIE
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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Spastic Avenger
THERE ARE NO TITANS IN THIS FILM. THE KRAKEN ISN'T EVEN FUCKING GREEK.
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