|Frank Rizzo |
I can't fap to this.
5 for "holy shit jesus fucking christ"
holy fucking balz of flaming jesus shit on a stick.
my roommate came to check on me after I screamed.
i cant rate this.
Chimps are no joke.
When the eye doctor told me "it was a shame they had to remove your eyes" I understood why [the other doctors] were telling me I would never see again.
|Walt Henderson |
Oh good, and I'd just gotten over my nightmares from the initial 911 audio. Jesus, this poor woman.
Spoilers: That's not a face.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first gelatinous mess of a woman. Charla Nash will be that woman.
That didn't cause me any horror, just a mixture of sadness for her and relief that she is out of the hospital and walking around.
Also, Sandra Herold should have to give her face and eyes to Charla.
I'm not certain that would be much better
Let me put you guys back into the programm with my comment.
|Harold Manchester |
She should glue some googly eyes on.
I'm going straight to hell for laughing as hard as I did.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I think I'd opt for suicide.
Christ this is some horrific shit.
For a million dollars she can probably buy herself a new face.
At this point, she probably WOULD be happy to have a chimp's face, as opposed to a pants-shittingly horrifying not-face.
Friends with exotic pets: not as cool as you thought they would be
Yeah, I was thinking this. There are so many different types of domestic animals to choose from, you kinda deserve everything you get if you exploit or own a wild animal. I wouldn't be friends with anyone who did so I still have a face (unlike her, the woman with no face).
I'm not playing that shit ever.
I'm very surprised that she can speak as clearly as she can; I had no problem understanding her.
|moral sex |
How.. how does it breathe? HOW DOES IT TALK
HOW DOES IT FEED
HOW DOES IT LOOOOOVE
|punch drunk babies |
I read the comments first and god damn if you guys didn't have me scared shitless. I actually had to turn the volume down a bit as it played, as if it was gonna go all Raimi on me
I'd sooner be in a room with a so called 'tame' lion than a chimp.
Africa just isn't far enough away.
chimps - there is no coming back from this. Maybe I shouldn't judge you on one bad egg. But then there was that nice man who lost his balls and his nose when he was just trying to deliver a birthday cake. Nope, when I'm in charge you guys are *fucked*
|Rev. Blackson Pollock |
Not as bad as I thought. She kinda looks like a rubbery muppet.
I was so pissed this aired mere hours before I got my cable reconnected. That poor poor woman.
|Adham Nu'man |
Oprah: "Oh, the hat comes off"
Charla: "No Oprah, the hat is now an actual part of my head, veil and all. See what a fucking chimp will do to you?!?"
I'm never going to the ape habitat without a .357 magnum ever again.
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