I wanted to make a reality show called Down the Shore about a guy like me who joins a group of guidos. It was kind of Guido Eye for the Straight Guy. They would tell me how to act and what to do with my clothes and body and how to pick up girls. I mentioned this idea about 4 years ago to a bartender. He then told me that he had my idea a year later as if it were his idea. I believe his fancy TV friends stole it. Now this show exists. This is one of ten thousand times in my life that I have missed the party boat to success.
Unfortunately, Aelric, I got in contact with the guy who read the joke off the teleprompter (wasn't Joel McHale) and showed him the youtube clip and record of the comment. The clip was promptly taken down. I have the entire episode on my computer, but I don't know how to cut it up--much less how or where to upload it.
Here's the comment: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=46109
And here's some evidence short of video documentation: http://twitter.com/NuttyMadam/statuses/2115065565