In Soviet Russia, they love you too.

That last frame really ties all the absurdity together.

Now I'm pretty sure we could have won world war 3.

Yellowshirt ref has the same invisible gravity well disease that convenience store guy does!

We must study this.

one day i will live in this country and i will five star it

Much love for the excavator paddling on the barge

I love you, Russia!

That pothole segment only showed the lucky ones who escaped, not the ones that fell through and wound up in Kansas.

I remember reading an article a few years ago about how Moscow had such bad infrastructure problems that it wasn't uncommon for sink holes full of boiling water to occasionally and unexpected form and swallow people up. The victims would, of course, be scalded to death. I guess things haven't changed much.

Now I want to smack my great-grandparents upside the head for immigrating.

Wait the box thing was Russian?

Start at 0 stars.

-1 Star for not including the street fight scene featuring the manhole cover.
+ 1 Star for each time I laughed out loud
+ 1 Star for each tortilla chip I almost choked on

... we're going to need more stars.

Pretty much a perfect submitter name for this video, too