Not her best, but the ending made it.
advertising sure is stupid.
+5 for the rogue's gallery of incompetent rapists.
I heard an interview with her on NPR a while back... She's awesome.
I am unabashed in my love for Sarah Haskins, and an aside to Sarah: I don't have Broadview Security, and all that's keeping my door closed is a flimsy chain.
You particularly worried about violent rape bort?
White burglars... God forbid the shit storm if one of those burglars wasn't white. I know they have to be politically correct but it makes the ads so unrealistic.
Hence why she pointed it out. Thank you for keeping up with the rest of the class.
Please elaborate on what's unrealistic about it. Include discussion on why you object to every one of the criminals being white, but not to every one of the victims and every one of the call center guys also being white.
good lord you are dumb and worthless to the world
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|Caminante Nocturno |
These videos contain commercials being interrupted with an annoying, dead-eyed person's yammering. If that had been intentional on their part, these would be brilliant.
It's DIFFERENT when they're Japanese, SHEESH.
it's amazing people keep taking your bait and begin flailing at you continuously every time one of these videos pops up
Broadview Security, your last line of defense against the legions of doorkickers who roam the streets.
Women takin' a shit? Not on my watch!
In a world where men all have the superpower to smash open locked doors with nothing but their unstoppable rape-lust, it's good to know that you are protected by an elite force of guys sitting at phones.
Also, they will call to ask if it's okay to send help, so let's hope that rapist isn't trying to restrain you for some reason.
|Midnight Man |
This is my favourite one of these because it hits on one of my personal beefs, the private security industry. Hooray!
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|engrish muffin |
Some of these have been lame lately, but this one worked. I always laugh when I see these commercials too. The formula is so ridiculously transparent it's hard to believe they actually sell anything with them...
|And Then Explosions |
They're not rapists.
They're brave combatants in the War on Doors.
This is twice as hilarious for me because, being one of the few people that played through that Bourne Identity game, the sound the rapists make when they kick in the door is the same sound the game makes to signal a quick time event. Which are also played in dramatic slow motion.
These guys are penny-ante TV commercial rapists. Bunch of door-kicking amateurs. What you really gotta be afraid of is those Law & Order: SVU rapists that are actually delivery guys or repairmen who come in your house, then furtively crack a window/unlock the garage while you aren't looking!
IF YOU ARE A WOMAN YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST ANY MAN YOU HAVE NOT PERFORMED A THOROUGH BACKGROUND CHECK ON. (IT'S PROBABLY WORTH IT TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF IMMEDIATE FAMILY, TOO. MOLESTATION AND ALL THAT.)
Some of these have been kind of lame, but this one was actually funny.
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