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Desc:BAAAAAAAAAAANZAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!
Category:Military
Tags:the great door war of 2009, kamikazi, female soldier
Submitted:Time Travel Mishap
Date:11/17/09
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James Woods
The sheer bravery on display here is enough to instill hope in anyone who doubts our chances of winning this war.

Konversekid
As you can see her bravery against the path blocking oppressors motivated many followers of our cause that felt enslaved. They rush to her aid against the door after they realized that having the courage to fight is necessary for a bright and doorless future.

Frank Rizzo
June 3, 2008

never forget.
YakooMarkTwo
Except it's nov 5th, 2007. grainy video, not that hilarious. 2 stars.

James Woods
You're not hilarious at all. No stars!

Charles
thank you, TTM
Richmond
Not a moment's hesitation. That is how we must approach our enemy: with the boundless courage of the oblivious --- the unflinching ardour of the ignorant. We shall fight them on the roundabouts, we shall fight on the cabinets and the cupboards, we shall fight them on the garage rails. We shall fight them with growing confidence and strength on their frames; we shall never surrender.

And if, which I do not for a moment believe, this race of man or a large part of it were subported and splintered, then our dogs and cats and better animals would carry on the struggle (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=56475, http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=54295, http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=38334), until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
So, was she shoplifting, then?
phalsebob
Oh shit, guys. I think there are some doors in my house...
MongoMcMichael
SHIT RUN FOR THE CHOPPER!

SHIT THERE ARE ALSO DOORS ON THE CHOPPER!

Richmond
THEY HAVE ALL THE EXITS COVERED!

glasseye
AND THE WINDOWS ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH THEM OH NO!

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Richmond, how long have you been sitting on that joke?

Aelric
Cena, make a video of you actually walking into the recruiters office, talking to the recruiter, signing the forms and having the recruiter verify that you have indeed signed you life away and maybe we'll upgrade you to just moron. Till then, you are chickenhawk, door lover.

Aelric
opps, that was a comment for down below. I guess I'm the moron. Need a roommate, cena. We can cower under the covers and I'll gently enter you while the bedroom door slowly swings shut.

Time Travel Mishap
Aelric has a very good idea here. And I want to take it a bit further. Until this video is posted, the only response Cena should get from anybody on this site is "where is that video of you and the recruiter?"

No arguing with him over his half-assed political views. Nothing. He is cut off from whatever weird joy he gets from our responses until we see him and a recruiter.

Desidiosus
She came to kick door and chew bubblegum. And she was all out of gum.
Cena_mark
Why do you libs support this war, but not the War on Terror?
MongoMcMichael
The number of suicide doors in the WTC and on the planes far outnumbered the hijackers. WHY DO YOU HAVE A DOOR BEHIND YOUR PAINTED FACE, TERROR SUPPORTER?

Camonk
SOME of us are morally and intellectually consistent. The doors have valid reasons. I may not support their actions, but I surely don't support ours, either.

It's the exact kind of cavalier attitude toward the maiming and killing of doors displayed in these comments that started the whole thing.

Desidiosus
If we give in to fear, the doors have already won.

MongoMcMichael
You're unAmerican. These wood-niggers are baby-killers and should be converted to Christianity.

Cena_mark
You sound like a bunch of chicken hawks to me. I doubt any of you have attacked any doors.

MongoMcMichael
You sound like a chicken hawk to me. I doubt you have ever attacked people in the desert.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Careful, you're risking a face turn.

Cena_mark
Billy Jane Vaginafuck: I am a face I've always been a face.

Mongo: I'm actually planning on joining officer programs with one of the branches of the US Armed Forces. Nope I'm not a chicken hawk, I'm the real deal.

glasseye
Riiiiight.

Mall ninja.

Frank Rizzo
....aaaaaaaaand.... SCENE!

MongoMcMichael
By 'joining officer programs', Cena_Mark really means 'drinking beer at the local militia outfit'. That way, he neither has to swear fealty to President Jigaboo or pass a standardized fitness test.

oogaBooga
Show me the front lines to the war on terror, and a strategy that doesn't involve futility.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Hah. Got you where it hurt, motherfucker.

oddeye
Bullshit Penis_mark

La Loco
A door saved my life once. I'm not sure what side to be on.
Sacks5thAvenButt
Can I has door?


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