Paranatural 
Craptacular.
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Riskbreaker
Kill kill kill kill.....
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Hooker
So how are we supposed to rate things like this? It's terrible in every way, so five, but it's also not the slightest bit interesting, so one.
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voodoo_pork
This film tells two big lies:
1. That adorable, single Natalie Portmans exist.
2. New Jersey is not covered in garbage bags.
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Aelric except that Appalachians.
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glasseye Which are not mountains. They are nubby little hills that used to be mountains.
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memedumpster And Dolly Parton, which make the Rockies look like nubby little hills that used to be mountains.
Three for this thread, zero for the movie.
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fatatty
I liked it. The movie not the trailer.
I guess that makes me a faggot.
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tak_a_je_to
Jesus Christ, I hated absolutely everything about this stupid goddamned movie.
Its power to engage people whose opinions I once trusted is undeniably evil, however, so...5 stars.
Zach Braff will never not be 5 stars worth of evil. Ugh.
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themilkshark
Not only did I regret paying to see this, but I basically associate Zach Braff's face with a negative opinion now 100% of the time. It's impossible for me to watch anything he's in and enjoy it because of how much I disliked this movie.
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Hooker You might be underestimating Zach Braff's contribution to you disliking everything he's in. He's pretty horrible beyond just his face.
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Dr Dim
Great use of armor at 0:58
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teethsalad
i hate this loaf of fuck so much
ugh
fuck this goddamned decade
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glendower
Garden State has become the movie that is cool to hate. It's not as bad as everyone claims.
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Riskbreaker Juno is worse, actually, they're both pretty close in that area. This has been the decade of the hipster american movie.
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uekibachi
akdfjaoifjasodf i hated this
and queen queen avacado face needed to shut up throughout most of the movie
FIVE EVIL STARS FOR REMINDING ME OF COLLEGE
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BHWW
This was a truly awful, overhyped piece of garbage. Five stars for the "evil".
Also, Garden State seems to prove my rule of thumb that no movie which features a scene where a man and woman lie fully clothed inside an empty bathtub and have a "heartfelt" talk is any good.
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endlesschris
I thought it was a cute little hipster set piece until Natalie Portman showed up in a retard helmet and aligator suit and turned it into this wispy trying-to-hard almost love story type thing.
If the whole movie was just Zack Braff and Peter Sarsgard hanging around being kind of whimsically mopey - that could've been great, like a male Ghost World or something. Unfortunately, that's not what we got.
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roughnready66
oh come on. the first 20 minutes of Garden State -- until Natalie Portman enters -- is hilarious. Peter Saragard and his mom, the party scene, the Asian restaurant, etc. the rest is too syrupy.
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Caminante Nocturno
The Sundance people have always struck me as very easily impressed.
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splatterbabble
Is this why Zach Braff doesn't get to be in movies anymore?
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