Is he out of jail now?

OOOh, there's a car.

Another car, OOOOOH!

I keep hearing a whistle in his sibilances for some reason.

Hey there paperboy.

His hat is the perfect touch, but there are a lot of perfect things about this

This is an old pedophile riding around on a sunny day, on a scooter, talking to a video camera about his mortgage on his way to Hardees. Motherfuckin' HARDEES. And oh wow, Edarem at Hardees!!!

This video is perfect.

Okay, okay, at the end, during the Hardees segment, pretend you're six years old and sitting in the opposite seat.

EDAREM!!