Desidiosus No, The Happening somehow managed to be even stupider than this shit.
Binro the Heretic This was actually worse than "The Happening" which was loaded with unintentional comedy.
This was just a big ego massage and vanity masturbation fest for Shyamalan.
kingarthur The Happening is somehow WORSE than this?
Desidiosus Yes, because I got dragged to the theatre to see The Happening whereas I saw this at home and had the satisfaction of using the DVD as a frisbee afterward.
pineapplejuicer my favorite true story i have to tell from my life is that i almost killed m. night shyamalan. i worked on the farm in PA where they filmed "The Village" and i came flying around a corner in a truck and stopped inches from an Indian guy holding a glass of wine and talking on a cell phone in the middle of the road. he looked shaken and gave me a grateful wave. i didn't think anything of it at the time and then a week later my boss asked me if i knew i had almost killed a famous director.
so in summary, i could have prevented The Happening. I'm sorry everyone.
ps - Senator_Unger worked there too!
Busby Berkeley He was intentionally walking into the path of your truck because the plants told him to.
Timothy A. Bear Did not know the countdown had already started for the 'truck obsessively tries to kill Hollywood director standing with wineglass and cellphone in middle of the road' movie.
Riskbreaker BRING ME THE HEAD OF M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN!
Paul WS Anderson's head too, if possible.
memedumpster We need Time Travel Mishap, ASAP. Dying on the set of the Village would have saved his career and put him in film history. No one would have ever seen the Village, or anything that came after.
pineapplejuicer that's always been my solace, that if i had killed him he would have been remembered as a genius instead of going on to obliterate his own career with progressively more asinine movies.
Xenocide And this is the part where the hack director who has been coasting on his one success for a decade attempts a clumsy meta-joke. He'll make a desperate attempt at regaining his credibility but he'll be a half...second...too...late.
Camonk What the shit
Seriously?
Human people were involved in making this?
Cleaner82 Actually it was M. Night Shyamalan... which... I dunno, I'm not sure that answers your question.
oogaBooga HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT WAS A TERRIBLE SCENE
Wander In another part of this movie, a writer played by Shyamalan is told that a magic prophecy says he will write something that will save all of humankind.
lucienpsinger So what you're saying is I'm gonna have to watch another Shyamalan movie on bad movie night, aren't I?
Ponasty The Happening was the Claratin ad that Alfred Hitchcock never made.
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