|Frank Rizzo |
I wish to squeeeeeze him/her
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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They're not doing anything other than looking cute. 5 stars!
The stupidest looking cat.
My cool looking and sleek tabby cats would leap to my defense.
|The Townleybomb |
-1 because I don't like longhair cats, but +1 for the retarded little pounces.
A little pillow with legs!
|engrish muffin |
That's a pretty cute kitten,but the stars are really for the vaguely unsettling filmmaking.
The furry toy looks like the rotting corpse of the mother cat, but it moves slightly occasionally invoking a sense of the abject and forcing the viewer to reflect on the permanence of death. The silence of the cameraman/narrator can represent the eye of an uncaring and somewhat sadistic god, allowing the exquisitely vulnerable and deformed animals to slowly die without their mother, only moving the corpse slightly to stimulate his own amusement, and finally speaking only to reprimand the doomed kittens for attempting to gain independence from the mother/corpse by interacting with each other. The last "Tsk"s are another attempt at complete control and forced and protracted infatilization, an attempt to stop one of the most natural and useful actions of an adult cat, self cleaning. It also could be seen as preventing the kitten from cleaning the mother's rotten stink from himself, using the ever present stench as a reminder of sin and unavoidable damnation. This might be a reference to pre-Reformation Christianity's avoidance of bathing, or it could simply be a crazy Angela-from-from-The-Office cay lady.
Still a pretty cute kitten though.
er "cat lady", not that anyone will wade through that nonsense to see the typo...
|Caminante Nocturno |
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Thanks Voodoo Pork, you were right about there not having been a good cat video in a while.
also, ---SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAL!!!--- :D
In a just universe, these would be what happens when you collect too much dust under your couch and they would say "right ho, guv'nor" whenever you cornered one.
|Sudan no1 |
widdle paddle legs \(^o^)/
this is the part where I giggle and clap my hands together like a delighted child at the sight of such bouncy, pouncy kittens.
These look like persian kittens, himalayan kittens have a more pointy face (i had one)
I will name you fluffmuffin and we will be friends.
|Big Name Celebrity |
What happens when you imprison the instincts of a merciless killer in a body of pure pouf.
PUFF PUFF PUFF PUFF PUFF
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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