|Concerned Citizen |
Who the hell would allow this obnoxious thing in their house?
keep that thing away from me and my children!
|Syd Midnight |
Back in my day, we had to use imagination to perfect timeless, scarring nightmare monsters.
My name's Chucky, wanna play?
ugh. tested and perfected at abu ghraib, no doubt
Come on, Dog, you can save them! DO IT
Urge to kill rising...rising...
|Sean Robinson |
If I was a billionaire I'd dump thousands of these over major cities stuck on play.
I need one to remove the fur. Imagine one with just the plastic skeleton and a voicebox.
|I am Damo Suzuki |
I need a room with 40 of these
|Meatsack Jones |
One star because I know my kid will want one of these fucking things when they see this.
dog: "look, just how high is elmo?"
Good boy!! Kill it! Kill it!
One-touch dog-scaring orgasm!
THIS is what everyone was so obsessed about a while back?!
I would love to know how many kids that owned one of these fuckers grew up to be serial killers.
edit: I would not put my finger anywhere near this fucking thing's mouth.
Which do I want more? Have Elmo's voicebox replaced with Hitler's radio speeches, or see it scare a bundle of kittens? Or both?
|Pie Boy |
Mom! Dad! Don't touch it! It's evil!
I want to see one that speaks German.
Somehow, this is creepier than when its on fire.
whatever, this 'piece of shit' keeps them in business. would you rather more muppet babies? fucking haters
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