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Toki is auto-5.
Can i has a song?
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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Hamburger time.
No more Hamburger Time.
That was great. 5*s
I JACKED OFF IN A DOCTOR'S FACE!! I JACKED OFF IN A DOCTOR'S FACE!!
HE JACKED OFF IN A DOCTOR'S FACE!! HE JACKED OFF IN A DOCTOR'S FACE!!
OUHHH JAAAAAAAAAH!!
WHO JACKED OFF ON A DOCTOR'S FACE?!
I did think of you guys when I saw this.
For those that didn't see the episode, pay close attention because this is basically a cat-filled summation of what happened.
I'm guessing Murderface got up to some jacking off shenanigans. Also, fuck everybody who didn't tell me the new season had started. FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU!!
you should have seen when Offdensen came back. It was wonderful.
Between this and the Venture Bros., I don't care how bad most of the rest of Adult Swim's lineup is.
The absence of Brock is starting to wear on me.
I swore when I saw this that the writers based this video off of what they see when playing dance dance revolution.
This = (Lovecraft + Super Mario + DDR)
This is one of my all time favorite things from Metalocalypse.
best show on television right now
Metalocalypse, kitties, and Toki proudly declaring that he jacked off into a doctor's face during Hamburger Time? It's like they've read my mind into what I've wanted to see in a TV show.
Not Toki, that Murderface guy. Toki is way too nice to jack off into a doctor's face.
And the doctor was totally gay, which, to Murderface, means it's OK.
Toki is either the least brutal or most brutal of them.
I think "Why Is Everything So Hard For Toki" proved he's the absolute most brutal of them.
Also bare-knuckle beating an SxE'er to death. A++++
This episode was solid gold.
The second Toki picked up that cat at the start of the episode, I knew it was doomed. But its death was worth it because it led to the greatest two and a half minutes in television history.
Really most of the living things that stray into view of the camera are doomed.
And of course everything that Toki loves. I'm glad to see he's not drinking as much.
This was by far the weirdest episode yet. Also I can never get enough of Toki's visions of Lisa Frank demons.
I switched my pee with my cats pees and he's rightoohHH MY GOD OOOH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S DEAD! OOOOHHH NOOO!!
Tokitty!
If Metalocalypse were always like this I'd watch it a lot more.
Yes. YES.
WEDGIE 1-STAR NERDS!!
I'm just messing with you I love you guys.
You're one queer bird.
I love you too dude
cheeseburgers are my avatar at work
Yeah, pretty much every time Toki sings is a magical metal miracle.