That doesn't sound like "cringing in horror" that sounds like FUCK YEAH MY LITTLE KID JUST KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR LITTLE KID WHAT'S YOUR FAGGOT ASS LITTLE PUNK GONNA DO ABOUT IT FUCK YEAH MY KID'S GONNA BE A GODDAMNED QUARTERBACK FOR THE LOCAL FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM ONE DAY AND YOUR KID IS GONNA BE A GODDAMNED PUSSY WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!?
I like how unorganized, pointless and even more boring american football is when played by tykes. I also enjoyed the values being embedded in these young citizens. Five starts for you america, land of the free.
QB: C'mon. Coach said to take the ball.
Confused runningback: What ball? What am I-
[QB flails legs while sobbing]
Parents who put their kids in peewee football are just as bad as the ones who coat their daughters' faces with makeup using a paint roller and a squeegee.
Kind of boring, but I liked the part at 0:08 where the two linemen are just holding hands and playing "London Bridge".
We should just send kids to fight wars. Little Legions.
"My kid shot your kid in Baghdad."
LET ME LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS.
|punch drunk babies |
I know that looks like a hard hit for a 6 year old, but it's pretty easy to go flying around like that when you first start football. I've seen junior high kids fly around like that when my parents forced me to join the team.
God I hated junior high.
|Herr Matthias |
More like a World Trade Center play, amirite
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