mon666ster
I wrote a story in Grade 10 English about a jilted lover who shoots up a supermarket and finally kills his ex lover.

I got a B.

Camonk
9th grade, I wrote a story about a guy who flips out and shoots up a church. I got a single confused question from the teacher. Teenagers are pretty dumb.

CharlesSmith
When I was in fourth grade I wrote a story about a Thanksgiving turkey who starts eating humans for thanksgiving until he is hit by a car right around where I ran out of paper. I'm pretty sure if I was a kid nowadays I'd be in some kind of institution.

Caminante Nocturno
In elementary school, I drew a picture of my friends on fire to get back at them for something. Instead of telling the teachers, they drew right back at me.

Aelric
I shot up six of the seven high schools I attended. If I was back there today, I surely would be in jail.

joelkazoo
In 3rd grade I wrote a story about my class visiting a haunted house for a class field trip. They all wound up dead in rather grisly ways (accidental hanging, stabbed by falling knives, falling into spiked pits, torn apart by dogs, etc.) except for me and the bus driver. I found out later they were seriously considering putting me in special education.