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Desc:watch with sound turned up for great justice
Category:Sports, Humor
Tags:accident, judo, short and sweet, 2short2sweet, watch the video before you read the tags mofo
Submitted:oddeye
Date:11/26/09
Views:2901
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Comment count is 46
oddeye - 2009-11-26
"Flawless Victory" etc. you fuckers
mouser - 2009-11-26
That took me a couple of replays to really see what went on.

I dont think legs are supposed to bend that way.
mouser - 2009-11-26
I did say 5 too.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-11-26
The sound. Oh god, the squeemishness is overwhelming.
longwinded - 2009-11-26
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Goofy Gorilla - 2009-11-26
Well, you know, that's what martial arts are supposed to do.
kingarthur - 2009-11-26
Better than sound effects.
BHWW - 2009-11-26
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Camonk - 2009-11-26
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH
punch drunk babies - 2009-11-26
-1 for the 2short2sweet tag. This has got to end.
oddeye - 2009-11-26
Yeah you are right, the scourge of the 2short2sweet tag that I invented and is currently on a whole TWO fucking videos has got to end.

Maybe I should just add tags refering to mildly related films instead like "Karate Kid", "Brokeback Mountain" or "Space Balls" or something.

Thanks for setting me straight babe.

MongoMcMichael - 2009-11-26
"Hey, guys, do you like that 'Short and Sweet' tag? Well, why don't I take what is perfectly functional, add a Vin Diesel reference, and cast my submission into tag obscurity?!? Isn't that better?!? It's like the original thing that worked before, only now EXTREME and unusable."

oddeye - 2009-11-26
Vin Diesel wasn't in 2 Fast 2 Furious, retard.

MaulLove - 2009-11-26
I don't think that lacking the knowledge of what Fast and the Furious sequels Vin Diesel was in makes someone a retard. In fact, it may mean the opposite.

RocketBlender - 2009-11-26
Yeah, even he didn't want to be associated with it. Retard.

Seriously though, why do we need a shitty version of a common tag with far less videos linked to it?

At least this time he didn't use both that and the short and sweet tag, making it even more pointless.

RocketBlender - 2009-11-26
Forgot to rate. 5 for the video, which is still awesome.

oddeye - 2009-11-26
Well at least you didn't rate the tags...

Syd Midnight - 2009-11-26
The best linked tag ever is "please remove this dart from my buttocks" and that's that.

RocketBlender - 2009-11-27
I want to give this 5 more stars, just for making me aware of this tag.

Adham Nu'man - 2009-11-27
When oddeye started visiting this site, he would 1 star virtually every single video invisibly (he didn't post a comment and there was no way of seeing the ratings alone back then) for no apparent reason. Lately his pattern has changed and this is a good video.

Basically, what I'm saying is: he's a weirdo, smells funny and mumbles to himself a lot.

Adham Nu'man - 2009-11-27
Shit, I confused you with someone else. I really am getting old. Where's the nurse, I pooped myself.

MongoMcMichael - 2009-11-27
So, considering your lack of defense regarding your shitty tag, are we to conclude that it is, in fact, shitty?

oddeye - 2009-11-27
Stop gaying up the internet with your stupid tag bullshit. It doesn't affect anyone or anything, get over it.

MongoMcMichael - 2009-11-28
Way to defend the shitty tag that everyone hates--namely, by ignoring the issue completely and going into Vin Diesel fan-worship.

What I'm saying is, you're not very smart, and the things you do are stupid.

La Loco - 2009-11-26
Judo chop!!
Enjoy - 2009-11-26
I didn't know it was possible to get hurt in judo.
retrocious - 2009-11-26
Might want to check related videos there

Meatsack Jones - 2009-11-26
Kind of like people who insist that Akido is a "gentle" martial art.

While you do use your opponents energy against themselves, they invariably break several things on the way to the ground.

Lies, lies, LIES! - 2010-10-31
When we say "help your opponent," we really mean "help your opponent to the ground." If you don't know how to fall, that's really not our business.

Smellvin - 2009-11-26
How'd he actually break it? Did the foot get stuck in the mat?
LetsFistAgain - 2009-11-26
"The gentle way", ladies and gentlemen.
Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-11-26
I was taught it meant 'passive' not 'gentle', although I can see the semantic connection. The important thing to note is that it was supposed to reference success by pliancy rather than opposing force.

It isn't meant to be 'gentle' in a sense of kindness. It's meant to be 'passive' as in using your opponent's force against them. I studied Jiu (Ju)-Jitsu, not Judo, however, so they could be teaching it means something totally different; Jiu Jitsu is the grandfather art however.

Blah blah blah 'be like water around the fist' and all that jazz.

Cleaner82 - 2009-11-26
Can't you just enjoy a snapping bone and not Zen it all up?

Sammy Barnathan - 2009-11-26
That's gonna hurt come winter.
revdrew - 2009-11-26
I believe this is the first time I've ever clearly heard a bone break before.

It's not a sound I ever wish to hear again.
Chibisuke - 2009-11-26
*cracks knuckles*

Desidiosus - 2009-11-26
Can I stop wincing now?
ztc - 2009-11-26
CRUNCH
memedumpster - 2009-11-26
My endocrine system imploded at that sound.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-11-26
drink more milk, hippie
RockBolt - 2009-11-26
Like a bundle of celery
Syd Midnight - 2009-11-26
Dear oddeye: Plz replace that last tag with "moans of the dying" TIA
Robin Kestrel - 2009-11-26
Squick.
Rape Van Winkle - 2009-11-27
Hahahaha. Five because I thought it was his neck.
megaspy2000 - 2009-11-30
gay tags for gay fags
Chalkdust - 2010-01-14
Sweep the (broken bits of) leg (up off the floor)
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