Is it just me or does he look like a giant bullfrog?

When you get to the underside of your chin, lift it and shave the chins underneath.

Hey, aren't you fat guys supposed to be jolly?

It's almost like the beard is a dam straining to hold back the ever-growing tide of face.

DemoniusX thinks if "nigger" is a bad word then "honky" should be too.

He also thinks we should "get back to the Constitution."

Well, as much as I hate to see it go, it would seem that the only logical thing to do now is set fire to the Constitution.

"I'm not very informed on this stuff, so I'm here to inform you guys who are not informed."

I thought a morbidly obese person would be in favor of government-supplied health care.

They're always after me lucky neck meats

Go right ahead and revolt against an elected head of state/government. I look forward to hearing of your death on the news.

"I'm not here to scare anyone or anything but... okay, yeah I am."

I really try to understand the thought processes these kind of people have. The idea of a huge global conspiracy of the most powerful individuals in the world, who are bent on bringing about the end times (why we're never really told) and despite being a very secretive group that controls all the media and schools and government, for some reason they feel the need to boast by placing their symbols everywhere and almost boast about their nefarious plans.

I can't wrap my head around that...

I don't understand why he hasn't joined TFL yet.

My husband looked at that preview screen and said "It looks like his chest hair is creeping up to meet his chin(s)."

But he's already revolting!

Personal insecurity really is the foundation of all conservative thought. Why do you think the majority of Republicans are fat, old, toothless, or that kid who always wore a suit and tie to school?

Again, fat and knowing.

Lots of circles. The circle that makes my head, my chin circles, my bosoms, my huge gut... Lots of circles.

It's like he just barely scraped the surface of a new idea, memorized some words related to that idea, and then just spewed them all back out in a vomitty word-salad. Plus he's fat.