oogaBooga 
i am delirious so here is a chat excerpt from my modding dorkery
[Wed Dec 2 2009 01:42:55 AM] Renwood58th: That sounds like the new less claypool band
[Tue Dec 1 2009 01:01:29 AM] caligulaclone: who else in the world has said the phrase "You can see a red potato in his gaping stumphole"
[Wed Dec 2 2009 01:43:04 AM] Renwood58th: Red Potato Stump Hole
[Tue Dec 1 2009 01:01:33 AM] caligulaclone: and meant it
[Tue Dec 1 2009 01:01:43 AM] caligulaclone: really MEANT it
[Wed Dec 2 2009 01:43:48 AM] Renwood58th: there are a few perks to this fake job
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Dicknuts
A Scanner Darkly was a great movie. Alex Jones is in it. He gets a bag put over his head and is thrown into the back of a van, never to be heard from again.
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SDAusmus
Jewish shill?
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Jeriko-1 Oh, I got this one.
There is a Tin Foil Civil War going on between followers of Jeff Rense and Alex Jones. It has escalated to DDOS attacks, phoned death threats, etc.
This all seems to have started when Rense fans accused Jones of being too soft on Jews in his rants. After all, Jews are all shape shifting blood drinking space reptiles! (Yes, this is what Rense.com actually believes.)
Rense.com fans did a little digging and found out Jones's wife may be Jewish. A shitstorm ensued, since that would also mean Jones is married to a shape shifting martian blood drinker if you happen to be wearing Rense crazygoggles. This also would mean that Jones is a tool of the elite or some shit like that.
Jones being no bastion of sanity himself went into a fat tardflail, accusing Rense.com fans of being 'part of the conspiracy'. According to Jeff Rense, Jones called him personally and threatened physical harm.
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chumbucket
"It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!"
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MaulLove
They gotta have a serious emergency to shut down a plant.
Everybody panic!
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Riskbreaker
So, what's the argument from all the people that kept saying that the world was going to end on 2000, but didn't happen?
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