MongoMcMichael
That was the dude Dana tied.

Syd Midnight
At terminal velocity, you hit the water so hard that if you hit it feet first it's possible for water to rocket up your asshole and injure your intestines. So you want a few extra layers of clothing covering your ass if possible.

I learned that from the Worst Case Scenario Handbook, "How To Jump Off A Bridge Into A River And Possibly Survive" chapter.

fredfrankel
failed suicide attempts don't count in the fantastic world of professional high-diving

Dicknuts
I attempt to dive, but seem to be be floating weightlessly, having slipped the surly bonds of Earth.

kingofthenothing
"He knows his position."