I know. Why are they so hot?

"how am i supposed to jerk off to this?!"

Okay who here posted that comment on youtube?

I think 90% of videos on Youtube have that comment

yes, the person who wrote this comment obviously has brains. Look at his/her mastery of the english language for one! Piognant, the historians will say!

"i'd cry too if my dinner floated away like that "

Probably the best Asian joke I've ever seen.

"Moon dog's job is done here and now must return home. "

THUMBS UP, GOOD COMMENT

"how about i buy hundreds of baloons and helium put you in a harnes and tie them to u and watch urretarded ass float away dig a hole and jump in it and sart roting u fugly ass bitch"

I didn't check, but I'm certain there are at least 300 comments that say the same thing.

An instance where the comments are almost better than the vid; they get crazier the further down you go.

cutiegirl7654 (1 week ago)

u fucking bitch how and the hell im sitting here fuing brying you piece of fagget shit wat the fuck are you freaking kidding me fuck u fuck u just go and barry ur skf and never come out and leave you self to fucking rot bitch.oh my god

I think the multiple angles/edits gave away the fakeness pretty much.

no shit? Really Mr tot?

NO WAI THIS IS TOTALLY REAL.

Are you assuming Tot is a mr.?

Anyway, don't turn off the annotations for this one.

Tot got me, I'm Captain Obvious.

phalse, I wasn't trying to "teach" you. I was trying to be snide or something. I know you're not dumb. But I guess my snide-O-meter is way off.

somekindawizard (3 hours ago)

i'd cry too if my dinner floated away like that

What, exactly, are you implying about Asian hoo-has?

chalk full of self doubt and MSG

They are full of dogs.

Asaian hoo-haas are made of chalk?