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Desc:... meaning he jogs about 580 meters in over 4 minutes (not counting breaks)
Category:Humor
Tags:Parkour, cwc, Chris-Chan, Mirrors Edge, parkay is a brand of margarine
Submitted:Smellvin
Date:12/04/09
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Comment count is 44
Frank Rizzo
its no "pedo driving around town on a moped" but it will do.
chumbucket
endless laughing for "I'm gonna parkay"
chumbucket
oh and needs theme to Police Squad!

spikestoyiu
BUTTER!

Hooper_X
No, no. He's gonna parquet. Like flooring. He's going to install a decorative wood flooring in that bedroom of his.

Black Napkins
Police Squad.

I am doing this.

Thank you, chumbucket.

dead_cat
THIS IS HOW YOU PARKAY. The gasping and stopping every few seconds is MANDATORY.

Rev. Blackson Pollock
PARKAY, the French art of eating a tub of margarine and not jumping or climbing over anything at all.

Disaster
I love the guy that turns around as he comes lumbering up behind him.
rapsnacks
I live right there, right on that mall. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME.

Pillager
Hey, he's easy flee from...

We have that going for us.

glasseye
"Thee-ATE-ur"
Sick Man
Waddlecam
Lindner
I like how he gets short of breath just announcing the stunt.

Riskbreaker
I'm trying to picture how he looks running while holding a camera.
Frank Rizzo
someone saw it and laughed... this makes me happy.

themilkshark
I lol'd pretty much from beginnig to end. Oh well, at least the chubble got some much needed exercise.
Longshot-
So who's working on the "Chris-Chan FPS"?
Riskbreaker
Looks like Left 4 Dead from the point of view of a fat clumsy zombie.

glasseye
Like a boomer?

TeenerTot
Indeed, i kept expecting to see a pixelated hand with a knife appear from the bottom frame.
Bonus points if anyone cares to edit those little gamey things into this. Make it in "god" mode, with the little sonichu head all wide-eyed and jaw-dropped, k?

Hooker
It's the way he seeks out obstacles every now and then to jump over or run between that makes this truly magical.
simon666
Yeah, it's like: runs down stairs, runs down stairs, runs through bushes, runs down stairs, runs between people, comes in close proximity to planter box, runs down stairs. Rinse, repeat.

And, of course, this is a VERY liberal definition of "run."

Cena_mark
Right and you know I don't go by the "liberal" definition. I won't even call that a run.

Hooper_X
Oh, Cena_Mark. Twice a year you get to be genuinely amusing, and today was your lucky day.

Rodents of Unusual Size
One step closer to institutionalization.
charmlessman
It's like playing Mirror's Edge, only fat.
SteamPoweredKleenex
He's going to do a "parkay?"

Given his physique, I suppose his brain would default to something butter-flavored.
grimcity
I winder what it looked like in his mind. I bet his imagination was going off!
dead_cat
At least he's getting some exercise for once.
Also, is he over that "bitches be swarmin' to my man-stench" thing, or is he going to be wearing that "parkour"-sweat for the next few weeks?
Riskbreaker
I don't think Chris has ever been aware that his foul smell is a pussy-deflector of high power. That and you know, being an obnoxious ego-maniac obsessed with his stupid Sonic rip-off.

dead_cat
At one point he claimed that the natural scent of a man is attractive to women, and that not showering would help him attract his BFG, and then he seemed to stop bathing even more than usual.

klingerbgoode
http://sottai.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/roald-dahl-the-bfg.jpg

Rosebeekee
Needs some Sonic the Hedgehog music and sound effects added to it.
Caminante Nocturno
At least he's outside.
Riskbreaker
Hardly good news for the female population out there.

memedumpster
28 Pounds Later
Stopheles
For you.

dead_cat
More like 28 Kilos Later.

mashedtater
does this serve any sort of purpose ?
CharlesSmith
I keep wanting to think Chris-chan is fake but I have never doubted how real he is. I have known people like this. Several, in fact. Not identical, but similar enough to know that this is not an act. I didn't even believe those people were real for a time. I still sort of don't. Intellectually I understand it, but my subconscious still files them under the same header as sitcom characters.

It's like if a human strays that far from my ability to empathize with them or understand their motivations my brain just marks them as badly written fictional characters and moves on with life.
dicktatortot
Oh so that's what it was attached to. Nice to see he's getting out from time to time.
Nikon
Oh, merciful Buddha, that "parkay" thing just about did me in. I also loved how the camera was obviously stopped several times so Chris-chan could catch his breath and get some water.
klingerbgoode
Parkour Porco Dio
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