|Frank Rizzo |
its no "pedo driving around town on a moped" but it will do.
endless laughing for "I'm gonna parkay"
No, no. He's gonna parquet. Like flooring. He's going to install a decorative wood flooring in that bedroom of his.
THIS IS HOW YOU PARKAY. The gasping and stopping every few seconds is MANDATORY.
I love the guy that turns around as he comes lumbering up behind him.
|Sick Man |
I like how he gets short of breath just announcing the stunt.
I'm trying to picture how he looks running while holding a camera.
someone saw it and laughed... this makes me happy.
I lol'd pretty much from beginnig to end. Oh well, at least the chubble got some much needed exercise.
So who's working on the "Chris-Chan FPS"?
Looks like Left 4 Dead from the point of view of a fat clumsy zombie.
Indeed, i kept expecting to see a pixelated hand with a knife appear from the bottom frame.
Bonus points if anyone cares to edit those little gamey things into this. Make it in "god" mode, with the little sonichu head all wide-eyed and jaw-dropped, k?
It's the way he seeks out obstacles every now and then to jump over or run between that makes this truly magical.
Yeah, it's like: runs down stairs, runs down stairs, runs through bushes, runs down stairs, runs between people, comes in close proximity to planter box, runs down stairs. Rinse, repeat.
And, of course, this is a VERY liberal definition of "run."
Right and you know I don't go by the "liberal" definition. I won't even call that a run.
Oh, Cena_Mark. Twice a year you get to be genuinely amusing, and today was your lucky day.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
One step closer to institutionalization.
It's like playing Mirror's Edge, only fat.
He's going to do a "parkay?"
Given his physique, I suppose his brain would default to something butter-flavored.
I winder what it looked like in his mind. I bet his imagination was going off!
At least he's getting some exercise for once.
Also, is he over that "bitches be swarmin' to my man-stench" thing, or is he going to be wearing that "parkour"-sweat for the next few weeks?
I don't think Chris has ever been aware that his foul smell is a pussy-deflector of high power. That and you know, being an obnoxious ego-maniac obsessed with his stupid Sonic rip-off.
At one point he claimed that the natural scent of a man is attractive to women, and that not showering would help him attract his BFG, and then he seemed to stop bathing even more than usual.
Needs some Sonic the Hedgehog music and sound effects added to it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
At least he's outside.
Hardly good news for the female population out there.
28 Pounds Later
does this serve any sort of purpose ?
I keep wanting to think Chris-chan is fake but I have never doubted how real he is. I have known people like this. Several, in fact. Not identical, but similar enough to know that this is not an act. I didn't even believe those people were real for a time. I still sort of don't. Intellectually I understand it, but my subconscious still files them under the same header as sitcom characters.
It's like if a human strays that far from my ability to empathize with them or understand their motivations my brain just marks them as badly written fictional characters and moves on with life.
Oh so that's what it was attached to. Nice to see he's getting out from time to time.
Oh, merciful Buddha, that "parkay" thing just about did me in. I also loved how the camera was obviously stopped several times so Chris-chan could catch his breath and get some water.
Parkour Porco Dio
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