|The Townleybomb - 2009-12-04 |
There are people out there who put this much effort into masturbation? Seriously?
Designed by a former NASA engineer. This is why we're not on Mars.
|OxygenThief - 2009-12-04 |
Grab it in your hand and get angry with it like a normal person you fucking freaks.
|Time Travel Mishap - 2009-12-04 |
|Smellvin - 2009-12-04 |
I don't get it. Is this just a bigger, American version of the Japanese penis blender chafe-machine?
Ugh. Nevermind. I looked it up. This is 50x worse than the Japanese thing.
|Severian - 2009-12-04 |
Hmm. Needs the Model F if it wants to compete with FUFME. http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/index.shtml.html
|kiint - 2009-12-04 |
just save some money and stick your cock in the floppy drive
dont forget the required dongle!!
There's a "floppy cock" joke in there somewhere but I'll be damned if I can find it.
|Enjoy - 2009-12-04 |
My biggest problem with this is that they had to bridge between USB and Serial. Why not just make a USB device? I suspect Russian programmers had something to do with this. They love their serial ports.
Granted. And I don't want to get into the merits of one JO architecture versus another but if the motor is already powered, why not use USB only for control?
Wireless would be an even better solution considering the user might be fully mobile in his basement. Of course a real enthusiast might replace the belt of a treadmill with an animal fur and let it go at 12mph.
USB is unreliable for industrial applications IMO, but foremost I found it not easy to program. I don't actually know how to write code to directly control something connected by USB. I looked into it once for a project but went with serial. Serial device communications became standard (aka free) in Visual Studio 05 I believe.
Perhaps someone with more USB expertise can enlighten us how a USB masturbation interface would be programmmed.
One time I kissed a girl and my knuckles brushed up against her under boob through her sweater.
|mouser - 2009-12-04 |
I love how the male hand model has a wedding ring.
|Sick Man - 2009-12-04 |
apparently this thing is all about selling the proprietary porn used to "control" it.
|Robert DeNegro - 2009-12-04 |
SFW, yet so NSFW
|Phil - 2009-12-04 |
Finally I can marry my computer!
|MrBuddy - 2009-12-04 |
Announcer: I'm not reading this... it's gross!
Producer: [pounds fist on table, yell] You signed the contract, you read the script!
|hornung - 2009-12-04 |
voice-over lady didn't sound embarrassed, that is total professionalism that we can all learn from.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-12-04 |
So, uh, how much does it cost?
|pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-04 |
I feel bad for the future archeologist who will find the fossilized DV tape of this and assume it was government-issue. Damn that President Lawnmower Man and Chief Justice Judge Dredd!
|Jeff Fries - 2009-12-05 |
Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free
|Senator_Unger - 2009-12-05 |
I'd rather make out with my Monroe-bot.
|MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2010-06-19 |
Very good. You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These inter-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you-
|notascientist - 2010-06-20 |
Rule: do not put penis into something which you have to plug in.
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