|Time Travel Mishap - 2009-12-04 |
I'm not a sex offenda you don't I'm not a sex offenda you don't I'm not a sex offenda you don't I'm not a sex offenda you don't
|Bebido - 2009-12-04 |
That is an awesome grandma. Old people who curse like that can run over 100 people in their car!
|The Townleybomb - 2009-12-04 |
She reminds me of my next door neighbor.
|bluiker - 2009-12-04 |
I happen to love you!
|eatenmyeyes - 2009-12-04 |
|Cube - 2009-12-04 |
Every Facebook user is a sex offender.
Ok, but really. Poor woman. I mean, it seems to me she's probably not just saying that they're sex offenders with some unknown correlation to Facebook, but that she's actually a frightened old American in a world that seems to be changing much faster than has ever been the case in her entire lifetime. She's actually correct in thinking that Facebook is dangerous to people's rights, in a sense; her 'gut' sense. She faintly remembers pieces of Orwell's 1984, which she read way back in high school around the time she stopped reading books. And she's pretty sure that the police knowing stuff about you is a bad thing in that book about... Well, you know... evil? or something...
What I'm getting at is that I'm willing to bet what we have here is another frightened baby boomer.
Yeah, well the CIA funded the creation of Facebook. DotheresearchohJesusno'EX-YEAH-RIGHT-'EX'MY-ASS-CIA'agentsinvested massivecashinFacebookrightbeforeitexplodedallovertheworldandnowfor theloveofGodtheydon'tevenneedtopaypeopletokeepdatabasesonotherpeop lebecauseChristWEDOITTOOURSELVESFORTHEMWITHEVERYSTATUSUPDATE.
...and you too shall carry a mother-fucking Highlander sword on every wall of your house, as well, after you learn the righteous god-damned truth.
No, seriously, Google that shit.
But wait. Is that bad? I've never posted anything on Facebook that could be incriminating for two very good reasons. The first I have no criminal activity to report, and secondly if I did do something regrettable I would have the sense not to broadcast it for all time onto a giant database. Duh. Facebook just collects opinions. Big deal. Oh no, the market will become more efficient! Shouldn't we just face it? We are Borg.
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|humbert_humbert - 2009-12-04 |
Who replaced their gandma with an angry muppet alien?
|vissarion - 2009-12-04 |
Look how he's a-laughing
|SDAusmus - 2009-12-04 |
That's a pretty sweet sword Grandmas's got on the wall back there.
|memedumpster - 2009-12-04 |
She hasn't reached the stage yet where she just accepts that Facebook users deserve what they get.
|Syd Midnight - 2009-12-05 |
I wonder what her reaction was when he put up the video and told her "Now you're on Facebook too!!!"
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-12-05 |
Your reward for surviving into old age is carte blanche to act like this.
|Persephone S. Tight - 2009-12-05 |
Way to turn Nanny into a sex offenda, fella.
|phalsebob - 2009-12-05 |
Just tell her you'll read it and never use the facebooks again, and she won't ever find out if you still use it. DO WHAT YA GRANMA SEZ.
|Xenocide - 2009-12-05 |
You can't have it both ways, kid. Either you don't love your grandma, or you're a sex offender.
|Millard - 2009-12-05 |
Wow, what a perfect ending.
|MissLadyArtemis - 2012-08-13 |
I love this gramma. This is the gramma I am going to be one day - only, I have no idea what newfangled technology is going to be the one I can't accept. I preach at the neighborhood kids about thier brains and how they think, so I expect I'll freak out when we're attaching diodes to our heads for full submission into the game world. That can't be good for you.
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