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Desc:Grandson is cavalier despite warnings from his grandmum
Category:Crime
Tags:sex offender, little girls, grandma, facebook
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Date:12/04/09
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Time Travel Mishap
I'm not a sex offenda you don't I'm not a sex offenda you don't I'm not a sex offenda you don't I'm not a sex offenda you don't
Bebido
That is an awesome grandma. Old people who curse like that can run over 100 people in their car!
The Townleybomb
She reminds me of my next door neighbor.
bluiker
I happen to love you!
eatenmyeyes
nice
Cube
Every Facebook user is a sex offender.
Riskbreaker
Who are the victims then?

Time Travel Mishap
Myspace users

James Woods
!!!

Ok, but really. Poor woman. I mean, it seems to me she's probably not just saying that they're sex offenders with some unknown correlation to Facebook, but that she's actually a frightened old American in a world that seems to be changing much faster than has ever been the case in her entire lifetime. She's actually correct in thinking that Facebook is dangerous to people's rights, in a sense; her 'gut' sense. She faintly remembers pieces of Orwell's 1984, which she read way back in high school around the time she stopped reading books. And she's pretty sure that the police knowing stuff about you is a bad thing in that book about... Well, you know... evil? or something...

What I'm getting at is that I'm willing to bet what we have here is another frightened baby boomer.

Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference
Yeah, well the CIA funded the creation of Facebook. DotheresearchohJesusno'EX-YEAH-RIGHT-'EX'MY-ASS-CIA'agentsinvested massivecashinFacebookrightbeforeitexplodedallovertheworldandnowfor theloveofGodtheydon'tevenneedtopaypeopletokeepdatabasesonotherpeop lebecauseChristWEDOITTOOURSELVESFORTHEMWITHEVERYSTATUSUPDATE.

GOOGLE IT.


...and you too shall carry a mother-fucking Highlander sword on every wall of your house, as well, after you learn the righteous god-damned truth.









No, seriously, Google that shit.

James Woods
But wait. Is that bad? I've never posted anything on Facebook that could be incriminating for two very good reasons. The first I have no criminal activity to report, and secondly if I did do something regrettable I would have the sense not to broadcast it for all time onto a giant database. Duh. Facebook just collects opinions. Big deal. Oh no, the market will become more efficient! Shouldn't we just face it? We are Borg.

oogaBooga
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pastorofmuppets
James, cool it with the Slashdot shit. What we have here is someone who knew how to procreate and not much else.

pastorofmuppets
that came off meaner than was intended.

Rudy
Every time you change your status, you are telling a small child her parents will die if she tells anyone.

humbert_humbert
Who replaced their gandma with an angry muppet alien?
vissarion
Look how he's a-laughing
SDAusmus
That's a pretty sweet sword Grandmas's got on the wall back there.
memedumpster
She hasn't reached the stage yet where she just accepts that Facebook users deserve what they get.
Syd Midnight
I wonder what her reaction was when he put up the video and told her "Now you're on Facebook too!!!"
Toenails
She'd probably turn herself in for being a sex offender.

Caminante Nocturno
Your reward for surviving into old age is carte blanche to act like this.
Persephone S. Tight
Way to turn Nanny into a sex offenda, fella.
phalsebob
Just tell her you'll read it and never use the facebooks again, and she won't ever find out if you still use it. DO WHAT YA GRANMA SEZ.
Xenocide
You can't have it both ways, kid. Either you don't love your grandma, or you're a sex offender.
Millard
Wow, what a perfect ending.
oogaBooga
Seconded. In comedy, timing is everything.

MissLadyArtemis
I love this gramma. This is the gramma I am going to be one day - only, I have no idea what newfangled technology is going to be the one I can't accept. I preach at the neighborhood kids about thier brains and how they think, so I expect I'll freak out when we're attaching diodes to our heads for full submission into the game world. That can't be good for you.
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